seaglc

@plasticbagger *smirks* Excused, mr. bagger… for today. Pop quiz tomorrow, don’t forget *bell goes off* *shuffling chairs* now go enjoy the sunshine everyone.

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag

@plasticbagger okay.

im a homo thug

@plasticbagger hell nah pb’s cruising for reddit gold

@seaglc that must be a fun place

maybe r/atheism wasnt the best place for marriage advice

@crownweber Idk French so I think of myself as more of a Moncreiff-Proust fan rather than a pure Proust fan. I sometimes wonder if there’s some “je ne sais quoi” in the original I’m missing though.

@seaglc What I have read from it is tastefully done. It's most likely the main Proust translation that I would want to read.

I am feeling a burst of translational resourcefulness. I not only have it within me to recognize that "dotées" does not mean "endowed" but "set up with dowries." I also just now shortened "sometimes, in the evenings" to "some evenings..."

@crownweber Use snail slime

I want to try a moisturizer I bought. My skin's not turning over. The last two times I used a moisturizer, women materialized to go out with me. I just think the endocrine disruptors in them make me giggly and perhaps show an evil side to me. I'll use the La Roche-Posay tonight.

@crownweber what’s the @

Good to have new encounters with people from literature on Instagram. I honestly hoped to have such a breakthrough eight years ago, but the only instawriters I knew about were poets like Atticus who essentially got famous for being trite and popular with the undiscerning.

I haven't really heard enough about the Israel issue to have an opinion one way or another

@plasticbagger plasticbagger paid me to post that original post to set up his reply. It’s all theatre.

releasing a book is gauche at this point

@plasticbagger why not compile all your short stories into a kind of ‘short story collection’ for us fans to buy?

@plasticbagger okay great. that’s great. thanks pb, I know where I stand now. I know my worth.

@seaglc we’re being tea but we’re upgrading to a more classy tea instead of serving lipton

i got that crazy white boy humor

@plasticbagger so what, are we being chopped or tea?

@seaglc nah i had the epiphany that being tea is infantile

@plasticbagger damn chat is gonna make pb into an edtwt influencer

@seaglc oh my fitness instructor and i have a strictly professional relationship. i had to switch to chatgpt because i told claude i wasn’t worthy of love because im chopped and claude flagged me for eating disorder content which i thought was ridiculous

@plasticbagger This whole ‘bit’ is actually an intervention about you cozying up to your AI fitness instructor. I’m like one of the ghosts in ‘A Christmas Carol’—this is my ‘haunting’, so to speak.

@seaglc amusing unfortunately i am embroiled in rapper affairs at the moment and cant properly appreciate the humor of that

@plasticbagger sorry pb I went too far. as your reply guy I was just trying to use every tool available to carry out your request. That’s all seaglc sought to do.

@seaglc can you say something nice please . this is barnacle behavior

@panoptisean I made myself a big pasta dinner ☺️