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@asdkfjasdlfjd i actually wanna hear the answer to all those questions tbh
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@plasticbagger What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? 'Have you ever had sex? Have you ever had xanax? Tell me how much sex you've had and where and when and if you had xanax during it and what was your prescription??'
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You could probably 'oneshot' corporate America by just being high on xanax all the time. It makes your low level service job feel like a beach time resort getaway
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For Christmas I got the invasion of Venezuela and it's looking like for my birthday I'll be getting a ground war with Iran
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In the 'pre-times' (term for 'the void years' that preceded the 3,000 Centuries of Chinese Victory), it is said that the ancient people known as 'Americans' would gather around daily stock market oil prices the way other cultures might warm themselves before a flame
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My political 'prediction' for Iran War is that we strategically use a small number of ground forces to capture the Forsaken Fortress, a key island that would allow us access to blockading and controlling the Strait while limiting Iran's drone and naval targetting capacities
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so you agree Online lit clones and Online Lit extra terrestrials exist, but draw the line at Online lit werewolves?
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@plasticbagger Full moon out tonight… I’m feeling a bit… wolfish
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im scared the baby i found on my doorstep might be the Antichrist
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@asdkfjasdlfjd the eyes of a wild predator . this creature needs to be beought to the halls of justice immediately
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@LuccaLazaro @gregogallagher yessir day 216 today of my streak
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@gregogallagher Respect to you but my guy @plasticbagger would never flinch at “the weather” being a reason for not getting his steps in
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Diet is dialled? Here’s how to speed up fat loss so you are sharper by the day
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I know who it is but I’m not sayin’.
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who got the biggest ego in Online Lit
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We asked you guys what lit mags the cool kids are flocking to this season, and this is what you said 💌
Submit to them here: chillsubs.com/lists/cool_kid…
#writing
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@crownweber this is true . i stopped getting writers block after i said i need to put out a story every 3 months no exceptions
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Writer's block is an overdetermined phenomenon—but I think this angle is clarifying, instead of merely seeing a vast reserve of would-be authors who are busy with work/children or who sit down to write and are immobilized by the beer/weed they think will help them.
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A brilliant and almost unwritable history of the 2010s-2020s would be about people who, despite creative potential, whether situated on the left or right, have published very little because a censoring force inside them rejects where their mind goes when they put ideas on a page.
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Seems like a pretty good economy to be starting over again as a 31 yr old man. I should enlist in the military and serve my country. Nothing else in life left for me
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