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Back in 2019 I used to roll with these crew called the ZT’s we were so ruthless that the whole neighborhood feared us.
So one evening I was with my small crew at the junction when three bikes pulled up, no words, just gunfire.
One of the guys shouted “opps”
I immediately took a narrow road behind a provision store at the junction, heart exploding in my chest, bullets sparked off the walls beside my head, one hit my shoulder. Hot burning pain yet I didn’t stop running, blood soaked my shirt.
That night, my opps almost ended me over stup!d turf and old beef.
Till today I still flinch at bike engines, but I’m still breathing, thats more than they wanted.
𝓢𝓶𝓾𝓻𝓴𝓲𝓸 ᯤ@bigOracle_
What’s that lifestyle that almost k!lled/ruined you:
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@bigOracle_ Now that's bookey cos there was/is an OG gang called ZTs/98s in North London. Top boy came out 2019 unless you were part of the OG Zts how did you guys shaparly create a gang called that and you already have deadly beef
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Because I’m quite introverted, I only had one friend. She’s the complete opposite of me… very outgoing and loves clubbing. One day, she invited me to a friend’s birthday party. I declined at first, but after she persuaded me, I agreed to go with her.
We arrived at night, and the environment was overwhelming. She seemed to know almost everyone there. I was offered drinks, but I refused alcohol, so they gave me a soft drink and something I was told was cake… later I found out it was brownies. Not long after I ate it, I suddenly felt very drowsy and fell asleep. I don’t remember anything else that happened that night.
𝓢𝓶𝓾𝓻𝓴𝓲𝓸 ᯤ@bigOracle_
What’s that lifestyle that almost k!lled/ruined you:
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@ARIAREIGN180683 @Modupe_esther77 How is it the guys fault? Did he force her to smoke?
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@Modupe_esther77 Mehnnn that was alot the guy almost ruined your life in the name of dating it's good nothing happened to you
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Every time I remember how I was partying, drinking and smoking almost every weekend, I shudder because I could be de@d rn and the people who influenced me would have moved on.
I was so excited to be 20 because to me that was the beginning of adulthood. I started dating a guy who was 5yrs older than I was and I thought I had found the one until one day, I found out he smokes
"I smoke sometimes yk, me and my guys we just puff a little to take the stress off"
I didn't know how to react to that information because I vowed never to date a smoker but I was in love so I overlooked it and decided to endure.
I started hanging with him, staying over during the weekends and that was when I realised what he does wasn't just a little smoking but full time smoking.
One day, he told me to try it and I did. The ethereal feeling that came with it was nothing like I had ever felt, I loved it so I continued.
𝓢𝓶𝓾𝓻𝓴𝓲𝓸 ᯤ@bigOracle_
What’s that lifestyle that almost k!lled/ruined you:
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When I was about 9 years old, my mom forced me to go with her to the funeral of a friend of hers that I didn't know.
When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the funeral to end. Then a man approached me and said: "Enjoy life, boy. Be happy because time flies. look at me now, I didn't enjoy mine." He patted my head and left.
Before leaving, my mom forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was startled to see man who was talking to me when I was in the corner was the same one in the Coffin.
For several years, I was not able to sleep properly because of nightmares.
Years later, I discovered that the dead man had a twin brother.
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Many people in the comments are asking what i did to her to get served. Here is a summary of the majors:
She facilitated the first work i got through her friend. Then i am yet to set up my own bank account, so they (the company) send my pay to her account. Whenever the money drops, she doesn't hand it over. She takes out some for foods, rents and utilities ( we do 50-50). The remaining she might use some to buy me expensive wears or the cat food. Who told this woman i need an expensive wear? I didn't come here for all that.
I got responsibilities back home and i can't continue like this. I worked like 6 months and in that period, i have no single savings. I have not sent 1 Kobo back home. When i complain she said my mind is still in Africa, therefore i don't love her enough and my plan is to make money here and send back to Africa.
So i did what an African man should do - I rebelled. I talked to a colleague at work (fellow African) and he walked me through the ropes on how to get a bank account and have it updated in my work file. Trouble started when she didn't receive the money as usual. After the fight that ensued, we decided on how much i will be dropping every week (it's a weekly pay).
I now have control of my finances. I started saving and sending small tokens back home. Within months i started doing small small investment back home. She learnt that i have restarted my building project (was abandoned at foundation level before i left Nigeria), all hell broke loose. I explained to her that i am the first born child and deeply rooted to my African ties. Just because i am married to a Dutch and living in a dutch land doesn't mean i should forget home, cos that was her argument.
To her, i should forget about Africa. "Africa is poor", she would say. Africa has nothing to give to you. You are here now.
You should focus on us .
Whatever you are investing or planning to invest should be here and not Africa.
For a fact that you are still thinking Africa means you plan to return to Africa some day.
It's not like i came on asylum. My parents are still much alive. My younger siblings are there. I spent all my life with these people, now you want me to turn my back on my people just so to prove i am not going any where? You want me to choose between you and my people?
Again, the calls. If there's one thing she can't stand, it is any call that came from home. She doesn't want none of that. She doesn't want nobody to call you.
They just want money.
They don't care about you.
They want you to be working and sending the money to Africa.
Who is that lady that called you?
Why is she calling you?
Is she your Nigerian wife?
I don't trust you anymore.
You said she is your sister but her surname is different.
I saw you sent money to so so and so person. Who is that and why are you sending him money?
Aaaah!
It was one week one trouble. For peace to reign, i stopped taking calls anytime I'm home. The only time i can call home is during break time at work, or on my train ride back home. During one of our many arguments, she hinted she will ask for a divorce and have my papers revoked, so Little by little, the power dynamics in the house began to shift. I don't wanna go back to Nigeria empty. Where will i start from? What will people say? That after 3 years in Europe the only thing he achieved was raising his house to lintel level. No way!
So i gave in. I allowed her turn me to her little obedient puppy 🥹. On weekends that I rather want to sleep and rest, i will go with her to her parties just so i be in the good books. Not like a give a fuck about cats but i must bath and feed her cat cos it makes her happy.
During the Winter, the weather in Spain is much better. This particular winter, she planned for us to go her house in Spain for vacation. That will mean me stopping work (she has always wanted me to stop working and depend on her entirely), so I said no. From there, it was downhill.
WorldFamous 🇳🇬🇧🇪@OdohUmeh
My oyibo wife woke up one morning and told me she is divorcing me. Wait! She didn't tell me, they sent me a paper written in Dutch. I took the paper to work the following day so my colleague will help me interpret. That's how i got to know it's a divorce paper. I have only been in the country for 3 years, so my ex wanted to divorce and send me back to Africa since she gave me papers. Turns out, as we later found out, that the country has amended their law and now allows one to complete their stay as stipulated on their paper, so long the marriage lasted at least 3 years (I had 5 years papers then). Upon realization, my ex tried to mend fences and get us back, but it's too late. I was afraid. She owned me. I submitted to her whims and caprices because I feared i would lose my right to stay if she divorces me. When the divorce papers came i went into depression. I began to lose weight. Where do i begin from? How do i go back home and face my people? I pleaded with her but it fell on deaf ears. She even booked a one-way ticket for me. She said it's her own little way of helping me transition to my new reality. You need to see her disappointed when we found out i could stay. I moved out and rented my own space-far from her and her troubles. It's been years now. That period really tested me but i thank God for God.
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There was this guy in my department… this guy ehn, his body odour and mouth odour were something else 😭 not even normal. You know how someone can enter a place and smell really nice and you notice them? That’s how his own was but the opposite 💀 if he enters anywhere class, exam hall, anywhere you will KNOW he has entered. The smell will announce him before you even see him 😭
One time they even sat us close in the exam hall… I almost cried. The painful part is, he’s actually very smart and brilliant, but that smell?? Omo I couldn’t deal. I didn’t even like sitting close to him. If he tries to talk, I’ll just be like “please don’t talk” 😭 because once he opens his mouth,it’s over.
I always felt like telling him “Oga please 😭 brush well,bath properly, use roll-on, use perfume, do something abeg” but my friends kept stopping me like “Stacey leave him o.” And I used to wonder, if nobody tells him, how will he know??
Fast forward to now guys 😭 I saw him again and I was shocked. This same guy?? Everything changed. Clean, fresh, well dressed,you can even tell he takes care of himself now. And his scent?? So nice 😭 he even spoke and I didn’t move back this time 😭
I was just looking at him like “wow… you don change o.” Me and my friends were even surprised like “is this really the same person??” 😭 that day I just thanked God I didn’t say anything to him back then because honestly, I don’t even know what would have come out of my mouth 😭
Now I’m hearing he’s doing business in Onitsha and doing well omo, money is good 😭 because this transformation? 10/10. From “please don’t talk” to “wow you smell really nice” 😭🔥 life really changes people.
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Last time posting abt the gc , i need more active members and female Stoners on the TL 💚🐍
🐍@kentrell221
If you know what 420 means… you already know what this is 🌿😂 Group just opened who’s joining?
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There is a boy on my street. Maybe nine years old.
His name is Femi.
He tells people how they will die.
Not as a threat. Not even as a warning.
The way you would tell someone their shoelace is undone.
Casual. Helpful almost.
He told Mr. Adeyemi he would die choking on something small and round.
Mr. Adeyemi laughed.
Four months later, a button.
He told the woman at the end of the road she would go in her sleep, on a Tuesday, in her daughter's house.
She lived alone.
She had not spoken to her daughter in six years.
It was a Tuesday.
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@AjoseGaniat @TheQueenAminat Teenagers abroad buy iPhone 15 with ease we all need to stop this victim mentality and wishing goodness for ourselves
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@TheQueenAminat Two teenagers!! You said? 🤔🙄. O ti wa ga bayi oo. IPhone 15? If na boyz na dem- dem. If na girls, na still dem- dem. Ki olorun gba wa oo. All the same, thanks to the seller who stood his ground 👏. IPhone 15 kwa???🥺
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Two teenagers went to ikeja to buy iPhone 15. The seller chased them away and made sure nobody sold to them!!!! Asking “where did you see money!????
I am very impressed!!
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