TBH

me: "my intention is to grow with the company" me as soon as another company offers $1 more per hour:

Me walking past my manager after giving him the worst feedback in an anonymous review

My girlfriend: "He's probably with another girl" Me betting on water pouring championship 😭💔:

No lies detected

They told him that there are going to edit him out 😂

@BeyondNamez @Goblinoidthing @StarsOfVictius @catshealdeprsn We cool.

@00Misers @Goblinoidthing @StarsOfVictius @catshealdeprsn Hey, at least you aren't black. Maybe I did treat you badly, I thought you were cattle 😂

A cool invention for disabled cats!

the nationwide TSA security line panic is very clearly just a scheme by big airport to get people to arrive early and consume more airport beers

When you finally accept the fact you’re fuckin nuts

@BeyondNamez @Goblinoidthing @StarsOfVictius @catshealdeprsn Also I am white so you need to take that back bec i lowkey took that personally…

@00Misers @Goblinoidthing @StarsOfVictius @catshealdeprsn 😂😂

My dad trying to comfort me like😭

@BeyondNamez @Goblinoidthing @StarsOfVictius @catshealdeprsn You got baited hahahahah

@00Misers @Goblinoidthing @StarsOfVictius @catshealdeprsn Sure, for me, it seems like your low impulse control, which is caused by your lack of a frontal lobe, caused you to talk about torturing animals, which is fine, but you should have been honest from the start.

@Goblinoidthing @BeyondNamez @StarsOfVictius @catshealdeprsn Your bait got met with my bait mate.

@Goblinoidthing @BeyondNamez @StarsOfVictius @catshealdeprsn Right! Let me kick that mutt square in its jaw. I’ll wear its teeth on a necklace.