skipippi

i expect my followers loyal, blocking anyone who talks horrendous on my name and fighting in the pits for my honor as the Tweeter Daimyo

@FBIHouston I didn’t know Canadians be naming themselves after the dragon in Skyrim

#BREAKING A Canadian man has been sentenced to 33 years in federal prison for targeting over 100 children across the U.S. in one of FBI Houston's largest sextortion cases. For years, Ramanan Pathmanathan, 40, used multiple social media accounts to contact at least 145 girls and boys demanding them to engage in sexually explicit conduct. If they declined, he threatened to send compromising images to the children’s friends or family. This was a years-long investigation by FBI Houston's Child Exploitation and Human Trafficking Task Force and @TXDPSsoutheast. ow.ly/WJyB50Z4RLk

i be slappin my dick on my switch 2 screen lowkey

If aliens land im gonna roll up in my volvo and rape one.

a gamer?? and a girl??? oh my god, magnitude 9 fapquake incoming!!!

when that @Oberdown widow joins the five stack...

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@Awk20000 why are all these people having sex with each other

Xena the Witch says she dropped the allegations against Amy Dangerfield because she “snaked” Destiny Reveals there's other red pill conservative women who she & Sneako had relations with "Why I first ever said anything..bc she snaked Destiny when Destiny was putting her on..she didn't even like Pxie..she didn't like Lauren, they were all beefing secretly..that's why I distanced myself..bc Destiny never snaked me..always been a real a*s mf” That’s why I exposed it..now ur coming for my friend..had that h*e never spoke about Destiny, none of u would have never know about her wh*re ways..Destiny always been there for me..Destiny is a great man, idgaf what none of u ppl say"

@Oberdown @countdragons If I listen closely I can hear the gleefully mischievous microbes cultivated in your infernal gut laughing as they torture all organic matter unlucky enough to be consumed by the embodiment of gluttony.

@skippippy @countdragons “What a burger!” You exclaimed after that tweet. Licking your filthy finger cleans

we gotta stop letting weak ass blog accounts start beef between us

@Oberdown @countdragons Your hunger runs deep, I can hear countless billions of chicken slurry nuggets crying in anguish within the deep oceans of your gastric acid.

@skippippy @countdragons You gotta conceal a deep belly This is like when a vassal pays tribute to their local McDonald’s (YOU!!!!)

@Oberdown @countdragons This is like when a vassal pays tribute to their Great Khan, performance to conceal a deep strategic hatred.

@skippippy @countdragons You are such an ugly chud bro!!! argghhhh I’m crashhhinnn I’m sorry slayr I failed you!!!!

@Oberdown @countdragons Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.

@skippippy @countdragons I tried bro

@Oberdown @countdragons

@countdragons @skippippy Up*

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rubbin my big belly eatin goldfish thinking about subnautica mmmmmmmm I love eating cheesey fishey

@Oberdown I’m sorry friend… did that one #hurt #the #feels? @Oberdown @POTUS46Archive

@Oberdown wait… do I #smell my favorite bud???

you'll pay for this in blood

@x62904 sometimes the glowing buttons really distract me from looking for bubble in my skill book when my healer is oom honey ✨

the most retarded bitch you know plays ret paladin or mistweaver monk

@j3lqingt0n An angel without its wings

@LiterallyJunoo you don’t need to call out a crusader like that

this is all i can think of when i see someone roleplaying as reinhardt in chat