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#SuperNature #RickyGervais

@rickygervais @rickygervais just re-watching an idiot abroad fuck me that is so funny.. what a genius you and Stephen merchant are. Comedy Gold..

Me answering your stupid questions 👊 youtube.com/watch?v=--5dvv…

@MissJoHartley Hi @MissJoHartley i see you are in that new cartoon series alley cats .. is that your first time You have done a voice in a cartoon series? x

Lovely day! 🥘 ☀️ How’s your day? 🫶🌅

@rickygervais @rickygervais was pickle crying cause you were sliding down the banister again .

It’s not over till the fat lady sings.

@rickygervais 😂😂😂 @rickygervais Was that Warwick Davis ?

Started off as quite an interesting masterclass about writing and stand up, but then descended into talking about having feet without legs and hands without arms. Please subscribe 😂 youtube.com/watch?v=OxUgIH…

@rickygervais I have some massive questions for you @rickygervais prepared to be shocked. 🫣

@MrJamesMay @MrJamesMay Wasn’t storm barry the stig?

Storm Barry is a bit feeble where I am.

@rickygervais @rickygervais With Pants on or pants off ?? 😂

@smartpaul2 I take the lift up then slide down the banister.

She likes the echo 😂

@rickygervais So my son who is 10 just said Thats the man who is on the billboards . but he looks a lot younger . 😂😂 How the hell has he seen your billboards. 😮

Thanks to everyone who complained about my Dutch Barn adverts and billboards. You helped build our subscribers and increased our online sales 340% on last year. I don't just have the best fans, I also have the most useful haters😂dutchbarn.com

@SkySportsNews Not being funny, but Jamie O’Hara wouldn’t make it in an all-time non-league starting 11 .

"I would put Ronaldo on the right wing" Does Mo Salah make Jamie O'Hara's all-time Premier League XI? 🤔

@JaneFallon @CatSteadman Fantastic. ❤️

So… I had my op today. I’m feeling remarkably fine, which is possibly the drugs & that might also explain why I’m cross eyed in pic 4). I had quite a lovely couple of hours drinking tea & reading the brilliant @CatSteadman ‘s new one (more on that later

@rickygervais keep missing your broadcast for fuck’s sake lol @rickygervais can I give you my mobile number so you can message me when you’re going to do it!? 🤣🤣

@JaneFallon Hope everything goes well. wishing you all the best . x

So... I thought I should post something as I've had a few people notice I've been a bit quiet on here lately. About a month ago I was diagnosed with breast cancer - very early stage thankfully & the prognosis is excellent. I had a routine mammogram a week before Christmas …

@rickygervais I would go for Brent or del boy . 🙏

@smartpaul2 It would genuinely be Brent or Fawlty.

I’m gonna start recording exclusive content for Dutch Barn subscribers. What sort of stuff would you like to see? Stupid Q & A? Sensible Q & A, like masterclass tips for stand up or writing? Top 10 films, TV shows etc? Let me know. Meanwhile, subscribe dutchbarn.com

@AVGirl4Life Come again?? 👂🏻

Men Be Brutally Honest Do you find Bonnie Blue attractive?

@YuCeeGodwin @SkySportsNews Ha ha have you ever been to old trafford?

@SkySportsNews Is this even up for debate? Man Utd is miles above Liverpool.

Who is the bigger club - Liverpool or Manchester United? 🤔 #SkySportsFC

What’s a scene from a movie which traumatised you as a child?

@rickygervais I subscribed but i don’t like vodka.. any suggestions?

You can ask me some questions here if you like. I’ll build up a little video library of my answers for subscribers. They can be about how to write comedy, or whether I’d rather have a finger for a dick or dicks for fingers. Smart stuff.

@rickygervais Hi ricky big fan.. can i ask will you ever do a warm up gig in newbury? I know you probably won’t reply lol

Getting ready for my new material gig tonight. Think I’ve got everything.