Sai 24/8

My first attempt at stand up comedy

me every time i poop!

Breaking: The President's son is on a heater Donald Trump Jr's fund invested in one of the only U.S. rare earth magnet startups at a $200M valuation Three months later, the Pentagon awarded Vulcan a $620M loan and the Commerce Dept took a $50M equity stake In February, Trump announced a $12B rare earth strategic reserve Today, the company is now valued at $2 billion. That's a 10x for Trump Jr in under a year Vulcan is building the largest rare earth magnet factory outside of China. The U.S. says it needs to stop relying on China, which controls 90% of global rare earth processing The timing is either the greatest coincidence in investing history, or it isn't

@Mr_Derivatives @DividendTalks facts

@DividendTalks To fix this post you should have just said “It’s down 30% from the ATH’s”. You made it sound like Bill is down 30% from his entry point. Correct it. That’s what the EDIT button is for.

Bill Ackman went $2B long $META at $625. Now it’s down ~30%. His view: “Deeply discounted. Huge AI upside.” Market today says he’s wrong. History says don’t bet against him. Who’s right this time?

for context this gangster is walking into one of his territories and they celebrate him by giving him a baby goat... lol so great

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people shit on Indians but we make better movies... the swag is umatched!!!

@_s3n71n3l_ the song was a banger too (the actual one they used in the second movie)

Sher-e-Baloch🔥🔥🔥 #Dhurndhar #DhurandharTheRevenge

Sher-E-Baloch!!!!

Jai Hind!!! Fuck em all !!

@GabbbarSingh white buttocks at the end

Which scene in Dhurandhar 2 received the maximum applause in your theatre? Answer without giving spoilers

shit i did too

@Wellutwt 100%

People who watched Dhurandhar 2, drop reviews without spoilers plz. 😭🙏 Worth it or not?? #DhurandharTheRevenge

bro got his head chopped off and dude kicked it like a football.... such an insane movie!

@AB84 the later

does beer actually taste good or are y’all just performative

@elonmusk best invention ever changed my life!

Try Tesla FSD (self-driving)!

haven't been this excited to see a movie in ever... Dhurandar 2!!

kemp ws nuts

@NCSMuldoon that shit makes no sense lol

Adam Goldberg has way too much time on his hands to care about a show that ended over 20 years ago

new ownership

free Chingchong china man