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Today I learned that diesel Audis had speakers in their exhaust systems to make them sound better.
Yes, this is real.
Nic Cruz Patane@niccruzpatane
I was driving behind an Audi SQ5 yesterday and couldn’t help but notice how Audi put fake plastic exhaust tips on the rear bumper. 😂 Crazy lol
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If and when Barron enters politics this image is going to become legendarily useful
OldSchoolRepubs@OldSchoolRepubs
Rare shot of Trump teaching Barron to play chess (this was a few months before The Donald began explaining the intricacies of 4D chess) @MythoMAGA
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CNN enters the chat
Drew Holden@DrewHolden360
Six years ago today, the most egregious headline of Covid was published.
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Golf was invented so people would know how big hail was
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MUSK PAY TIED TO MARS COLONY AND SPACE DATA CENTERS
SpaceX has tied Elon Musk’s pay to bold goals like building a Mars colony and space-based data centers. He could earn massive share awards if the company hits a $7.5 trillion valuation and establishes a million-person presence on Mars, along with major computing capacity in orbit.
He gets nothing unless these targets are met and currently earns only a minimal salary. The plan is highly unusual and may create tension with Tesla, as both companies compete for his attention.
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American socialists: “capitalism sucks because I have to work”
Actual socialist law: “not working is asocial and punishable by 2 years of prison”
𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN
I just really, really hate the concept of capitalism. I don’t want to work my job every day. I want to make art. I want to be in my garden. I want to feel something.
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The same media that destroyed the life of a nobody rodeo clown for wearing an Obama mask is defending Jimmy Kimmel “joking” about a president dying.
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I’m old enough to remember when Governor Tim Walz insisted there was no evidence of fraud in Minnesota…
Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz
If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.
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Nothing says “Democratic Socialism” like a fur coat, $10,000 Chanel bag, and making fun of someone for wearing inexpensive clothes.
New York Post@nypost
'Hot Girl for Zohran' troll blasted for low-blow attack on Pete Hegseth's wife's WHCD gown trib.al/PNssbTs
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That's quite the conundrum liberals. Lucas Zelnick's crowd work is elite therapy session + roast.
Some traumas hit different. Getting beaned by a highly propelled rocket? That's top-tier. Meanwhile, a trans woman barista clocks in at Starbucks, then pivots to designing those same rockets for a defense contractor.
How? The world may never know. Did the latte art build character? Did the pronoun pins prepare her for classified briefings? One minute slinging oat milk, next minute slinging hypersonic propulsion.
Zelnick just asks the real questions in the moment—trauma PowerPoint? Rocket motors in therapy?—and lets the absurdity breathe. Pure gold. Crowd work like this reminds us comedy doesn't need safe spaces; it needs sharp eyes spotting the hilarious contradictions of modern life.
Laughing beats overthinking every time. Just let him cook.
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In our magical age, you get attempted assassins who think previous assassination attempts were staged.
KanekoaTheGreat@KanekoaTheGreat
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Why doesn’t 50 Cent just go on tour with Nickelback and call the tour “45 Cents” my god do I have to think of everything?
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If you’ve never seen this .. it’s Scotland’s engineering marvel the “Falkirk” Wheel . And it’s pretty cool 😎
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Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.”
She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.
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