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@someguy283

Just laugh at my jokes and no one gets hurt.

Massachusetts Beigetreten Şubat 2021
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Now watching.
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I can watch any movie I want right now, but I'm crippled by indecision.
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@alleywaykrew But how am I going to let my friend know which character is Chappie?
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Well, that filled up quick.
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Spent most of my day building these for a movie closet. Don't look great but they get the job done.
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Chloe@FrenziedChloe·
Locking myself in the Criterion Closet and eating the DVDs as a show of dominance
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Seems like for every one asshole that dies, two non-assholes have to die too.
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Rob@robrousseau·
Trump and Hegseth parachuted Chuck Norris into Tehran and he was killed instantly. RIP
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@ShakExcellence I do. Just had to make the joke. That motherfucker can only die once.
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Shak Lambert@ShakExcellence·
When it comes to the levels of martial arts stars, the only thing that separates Chuck Norris from Steven Seagal is that Chuck can actually fight.
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@MattFini I'm sorry for your loss, Matt.
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Now watching.
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@roengill Every single picture on his Facebook is him playing paintball.
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An old friend just announced her engagement to her Republican boyfriend about whom she once said, "only treats me like a walking uterus." Good luck.
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