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@dantypo What?? Ive been writing checks every year for the past 10 years no matter what I do. 🤞 I don't mine tonight.

Got a refund for the first time in 5 years. Thank you, President Trump.

@3YearLetterman @SNShockwaves @RepSwalwell Coach owns Lethal Weapon 3 on Laser Disk and DVD. Who are you to question him?

@SNShockwaves @RepSwalwell I don’t drive foreign cars

@gauglitz @3YearLetterman @RepSwalwell Funny? I'm just trying to get the truth out to my fellow Americans! 🇺🇸 🦅

@spaceboy2k3 @3YearLetterman @RepSwalwell was a great post. Funny!

@gauglitz @3YearLetterman @RepSwalwell Autocorrect got me. Thanks for having my back. 😬👍

@spaceboy2k3 @3YearLetterman @RepSwalwell “with impunity.”

@grayzoneintel @jclearsighted @netflix Everyone knows Somalis built this country. Thats why we need to let them steal millions of dollars from us. 🤔

@jclearsighted @netflix Dude, we wouldn’t even be here without them. Everything we have, they built.

Here is your first official look at Little House on the Prairie. Meet the Ingalls family as they discover what “home” really means. Little House on the Prairie, based on the beloved books, premieres July 9, only on Netflix.

@3YearLetterman @RepSwalwell Coach, Danny Glover revoked his diplomatic immunity in a stunning move. Danny Glover is the only person in America who can revoke Diplomatic Immunity with immunity.

@RepSwalwell Senator it is very disappointing to see them do this when there’s no evidence against you Also, you have diplomatic immunity

@dantypo At least I'm not the only one.

Bruh… me too

@mattvanswol @SarahisCensored I want one of these so bad.

@SarahisCensored This is the Pizza Hut a few miles from where I live. The entire interior has not been touched since the 90s and they still often play classic cartoons on the TV. They have a jukebox and brought back the salad /pizza bar a few nights a week. A literal time 90s time capsule ❤️

I want to go back to the time when Pizza Hut had their salad bar.

@dantypo I think that the kind of people who run for office are probably extremely narcissistic to begin with.

Why do these guys let people film bad shit. I mean, probably shouldn’t do things that’ll end your career anyway. But filming it seems like 1 of 2 things. Either they’re way more arrogant than we think & just believe themselves to be untouchable. Or they’re INCREDIBLY stupid.

@greg16676935420 @Archer91420 @3YearLetterman We need to dig one of those between us and Canada. They can't stand our superior intellect and education. 🇺🇸

@Archer91420 @3YearLetterman It all makes cents now

This might be a stupid question but why don’t they just dig a new route?

Hear it directly from me. These allegations are flat false. And I will fight them.

@DavidJHarrisJr I'm surprised he didn't open the door. The guy had a pretty convincing argument. 🤷

🚨TERRIFYING Moment caught on a Ring camera shows a deranged man in a long coat crashing out asking “where is your daughter?” And threatened the man on the cam that he “will end him” if he doesn’t open the door

@alphafox He was bluffing and got in a luck shot. Still the 🐐.

I guess those classes paid off: 😳

@krassenstein @tiktok_us No one should cheer or defend this now just because the shoe is on the other foot.

TikTok just banned our account with 160k followers for misinformation because we posted a FACTUAL video about the White House Rapid Response team calling me a moron. @tiktok_us please help.

@dantypo The next step in the process where the outcome is 'un-aliveing the greedy evil ritch people and talking their money and property'.

“Our policies are so good that we’ll fine you if you don’t appreciate them!”

@komonews The next step in the process where the outcome is 'un-aliveing the greedy evil ritch people and talking their money and property'.

Across the country, at least ten states, including Washington, are now exploring or have already passed an exit or wealth tax to combat revenue losses from residents fleeing to lower tax areas komonews.com/news/nation-wo…

@dantypo It doesn't? 🤔

Me when my wife asks, “what makes you think you could attract hot babes at your age?”

@BradWCAttorney Just giving the people what they want... 👌👈

Me before a trial in front of a jury full of MILFs

@JesseKellyDC We stole their Coke bottle.

One of the biggest mistakes I’ve ever made was insulting Nigeria and I deeply regret it. It’s not that I’m sorry or that anything I said was untrue. It’s that now my hate mail is full of clicking and popping English and I can’t understand any of it.

Please don’t send me back" — illegal immigrant breaks down as he faces deportation after 20 years in the U.S. “I been here for 20 years. I work hard. I pay taxes. I never do nothing wrong. Why they do this to me? I love this country. This is my home. My kids… my family… I don’t wanna go back to Mexico. Please… please don’t send me back.” His wife said: “I don’t feel safe anymore—for me or for my husband. They’re tearing families apart. This is not the America I know. It’s cruel. It’s inhumane. He’s been here 20 years. He built a life here. And now they’re just gonna rip it all away because of politics. He’s not a criminal. He’s a good man. He contributes to society. Trump and his supporters don’t care about people like us. They just want to hurt immigrants"