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@mattvanswol @SarahisCensored I want one of these so bad.

@SarahisCensored This is the Pizza Hut a few miles from where I live. The entire interior has not been touched since the 90s and they still often play classic cartoons on the TV. They have a jukebox and brought back the salad /pizza bar a few nights a week. A literal time 90s time capsule ❤️

I want to go back to the time when Pizza Hut had their salad bar.

@dantypo I think that the kind of people who run for office are probably extremely narcissistic to begin with.

Why do these guys let people film bad shit. I mean, probably shouldn’t do things that’ll end your career anyway. But filming it seems like 1 of 2 things. Either they’re way more arrogant than we think & just believe themselves to be untouchable. Or they’re INCREDIBLY stupid.

@greg16676935420 @Archer91420 @3YearLetterman We need to dig one of those between us and Canada. They can't stand our superior intellect and education. 🇺🇸

@Archer91420 @3YearLetterman It all makes cents now

This might be a stupid question but why don’t they just dig a new route?

Hear it directly from me. These allegations are flat false. And I will fight them.

@DavidJHarrisJr I'm surprised he didn't open the door. The guy had a pretty convincing argument. 🤷

🚨TERRIFYING Moment caught on a Ring camera shows a deranged man in a long coat crashing out asking “where is your daughter?” And threatened the man on the cam that he “will end him” if he doesn’t open the door

@alphafox He was bluffing and got in a luck shot. Still the 🐐.

I guess those classes paid off: 😳

@krassenstein @tiktok_us No one should cheer or defend this now just because the shoe is on the other foot.

TikTok just banned our account with 160k followers for misinformation because we posted a FACTUAL video about the White House Rapid Response team calling me a moron. @tiktok_us please help.

@dantypo The next step in the process where the outcome is 'un-aliveing the greedy evil ritch people and talking their money and property'.

“Our policies are so good that we’ll fine you if you don’t appreciate them!”

@komonews The next step in the process where the outcome is 'un-aliveing the greedy evil ritch people and talking their money and property'.

Across the country, at least ten states, including Washington, are now exploring or have already passed an exit or wealth tax to combat revenue losses from residents fleeing to lower tax areas komonews.com/news/nation-wo…

@dantypo It doesn't? 🤔

Me when my wife asks, “what makes you think you could attract hot babes at your age?”

@BradWCAttorney Just giving the people what they want... 👌👈

Me before a trial in front of a jury full of MILFs

@JesseKellyDC We stole their Coke bottle.

One of the biggest mistakes I’ve ever made was insulting Nigeria and I deeply regret it. It’s not that I’m sorry or that anything I said was untrue. It’s that now my hate mail is full of clicking and popping English and I can’t understand any of it.

Please don’t send me back" — illegal immigrant breaks down as he faces deportation after 20 years in the U.S. “I been here for 20 years. I work hard. I pay taxes. I never do nothing wrong. Why they do this to me? I love this country. This is my home. My kids… my family… I don’t wanna go back to Mexico. Please… please don’t send me back.” His wife said: “I don’t feel safe anymore—for me or for my husband. They’re tearing families apart. This is not the America I know. It’s cruel. It’s inhumane. He’s been here 20 years. He built a life here. And now they’re just gonna rip it all away because of politics. He’s not a criminal. He’s a good man. He contributes to society. Trump and his supporters don’t care about people like us. They just want to hurt immigrants"

@physicsgeek Then they rolled the TV out of the room and went on about the day.

I know it's been 40 years and some of you were still sperm in your father, but all y'all screeching NO KIDS WATCHED THE CHALLENGER EXPLOSION are not only stupid, you're pig ignorant. 1) A teacher was on board as an astronaut 2) Lot of teachers wheeled TVs into their classrooms so that kids could watch a teacher fly into space. 3) Those kids saw the Challenger explode One of the worst videos I saw was of Christa McAuliffe's (the teacher in question) classroom -with a sub teacher- watching the video as the Challenger exploded.

@corandog @scs_real Your profile pic earned my follow.

But you are a pathetic coward @scs_real.

@tazjam @verbalriotshow It reframed sensitive social topics often from a if the rolls were reversed perspective or from an outsiders view. It wasn't a lecture.

@verbalriotshow No, it was social, as he said in his OP. Social BECAME political over the years, but they weren't criticizing politics or politicians. They presented social issues and let the audience choose how to feel.

Shatner is wrong. Star Trek was political, but it wasn't preachy. It made you think instead of telling you how to think. It changed minds organically instead of trying to force an ideology. And most important, it was well-written by actual writers instead of hack activist.

@dantypo The 80/20 theory, or Pareto Principle, states that roughly 80% of outcomes (results) come from 20% of causes (inputs). 20% of workers do 80% of the work.

Who else feels like you’re doing everyone’s job? From customers to vendors, I’m inundated by emails and messages that are nowhere near my problem. Sourcing things for a customer that we’re not even a supplier of. Tracking down a material for something a vendor quoted? WTF?!

@BradWCAttorney @MyLordBebo Not even close to targeting. 🤷

@MyLordBebo I’ve already gotten all charges against the bull dropped

🐂 INSANITY DURING BULL RUN: This happened today at the Las Delicias de Trujillo resort. Bull run During the San José Fair, it ended in tragedy when two of the bulls got out of control

@JesseKellyDC What good is it for the Republicans to have the majority? They don't do anything with it. Independents are stupid, they don't pay attention and only form their opinions on their MSN home page news headlines.

Every single poll shows the exact same numbers. GOP voters are holding strong for Trump. Independent voters have left him in droves. Guess which voter decides elections. Don’t do the “polls are all lying!” thing people do when the numbers don’t look good.