Taxman

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Taxman

Taxman

@spartaargyle

England, United Kingdom Beigetreten Aralık 2016
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Brandon Straka #WalkAway
Brandon Straka #WalkAway@BrandonStraka·
Victor Davis Hanson: "Europeans made a terrible mistake by denying us airspace ... All we wanted was NATO privileges, given we're the greatest provider of NATO services."
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
I don’t want my taxpayer money going to NATO! It’s useless. Spain, England, France and Italy sold us out. Time to leave! Not another penny.
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Mr PitBull
Mr PitBull@MrPitbull07·
One of my favourites from JeThRo At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls.” "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
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Rob Moore
Rob Moore@robprogressive·
I went into Pret-a-Manger in London to buy my breakfast & was shocked Handed over a tenner & the server took 30 seconds to check it for being fake. I said to him, ‘do you get a lot of fake money here’? And he said, ‘you would be shocked… Not only do we get a lot of fake money, but people start fights with us when we check money. So now we have to wear body cams’. Body cams in fucking Pret-a-Manger for buying toasties & coffee. This is the real state of London and the UK. This is not doom mongering, this is the reality & it’s getting worse
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SB
SB@ScottBa38985893·
@JoanneP65 The queen was magical, deserving and beloved. So sad she was saddled with such a son.
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Jo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇮🇱
I was a Royalist I thought our Queen & family were magical I’ve attended every wedding including & since Charles and Diana I camped overnight in The Mall to watch the procession of Queen Elizabeth II funeral. King Charles III needs to abdicate He is a traitor of the people.
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Terrible Maps
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps·
Big opportunity for Spain to charge €2 million per ship here
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Taxman
Taxman@spartaargyle·
@TheShedOfDreams @donmcgowan Nothing wrong with podcasts, I’m just pointing out that you are disagreeing with Farage Nigel “we are the only political party that produces its own podcast” You “Labour has several”
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Sheders
Sheders@TheShedOfDreams·
@spartaargyle @donmcgowan No. I'm pointing out that Donny is once more talking bollocks. What is wrong with podcasts?
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Don McGowan
Don McGowan@donmcgowan·
Except for the Green Party. You can't even lie about that properly. Reform is unravelling. Also, we know that this is just a blatant attempt to circumvent Ofcom. Again.
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Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage

We do things differently at Reform. This announcement means that we are the only political party that produces its own podcast – bringing you closer to the action. The Reform UK Podcast is now available to download. telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

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Sheders
Sheders@TheShedOfDreams·
@donmcgowan 10 seconds of research demonstrates that Labour has several podcasts 🤦‍♂️ More moronic drivel from Donny.
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Taxman
Taxman@spartaargyle·
@lennylaw Weighed 3 tonne and lasted 1 1/2 hours
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Nino 🇨🇦
Nino 🇨🇦@NinoFromCanada·
@Lucy_Worsley Mary I, so we can have a Bloody Mary cocktail together and talk behind her half-sister's back.
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Lucy Worsley
Lucy Worsley@Lucy_Worsley·
Something rather large is coming 👀 I’m not yet allowed to tell you what! But if you enjoy a good story (especially one involving kings, queens, & a few surprises), keep an eye out tomorrow! For now: 👑 If you had to pick one monarch to spend the day with, which one would it be?
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Lee Anderson MP
Lee Anderson MP@LeeAndersonMP_·
A Beautiful Day... Down in Clacton visiting the Clacton-on-Sea branch of the People's Army who are preparing for battle in May's local elections. We will take our country back 🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Saucy Seventies Adventures
Saucy Seventies Adventures@SaucySeventies·
Saturday variety. The Three Dollies, saucy dancing followed by amazing bicycle stunt riding.
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Taxman
Taxman@spartaargyle·
@lennylaw I’d watch the Cunt of Monte Cristo
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Jim Cognito
Jim Cognito@JimCognito2016·
@EssexgoonerMr What a weird little list 😅😅 Half of them haven't gone up, many are unquantified, many are flat out lies and some repeated more than once. Clearly compiled by a halfwit.
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Essex Patriot
Essex Patriot@EssexgoonerMr·
Labour have to GO 🚫
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