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Dad to @TheLucyMaeve • (Contracts @HealthVerity)
Yardley, PA Beigetreten Nisan 2008
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@GordonRamsay HELLO CHEF
I am god's gift to bread.
My chip pairings are world famous.
Put me in.
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America...I'm looking for some amazing sandwich makers to be my next #IdiotSandwich ! Is that you ? If you live in the Nevada area and are 18+ email IdiotSandwich@studioramsay.com now !
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@alexeheath @elonmusk For 24 hours all people could talk about was billionaires asphyxiating in an underwater coffin and now two dads with Aspergers want to fight and we're clapping like seals
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I’ve confirmed that Mark Zuckerberg is serious about fighting @elonmusk and is now waiting on the details (if Musk decides to follow through)
“The story speaks for itself,” a Meta spokesperson says re: Zuck’s IG post saying “send me location”
theverge.com/2023/6/21/2376…
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Megyn Kelly doing a literal “No, YOU” 🤣🤣
Know what we say at work, Megyn?
Bring a solution with your problem.
Just out here in the dark void of checkmarks, shouting at strangers like the cat lady at the bus stop shouts at passing traffic.
Do better.
Megyn Kelly@megynkelly
No, YOU F off. I am sick and tired of nothing changing after mass shootings bc we get mired EVERY TIME IN THE DAMN GUN DEBATE. You have LOST. It’s DONE. For the love of God what else can be done? You are ruining any chance at change by not admitting that the gun debate is lost.
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@GoodFundies @MattHarvey33 youtube.com/watch?v=FcwMTg… And you can’t ignore the effect Harvey had beyond his skill.
Dude outright drills Buttley in this classic clip and has the brass ones to stare him down at 1st.
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@MattHarvey33 Easy to forget how great Matt Harvey was.
Only eight pitchers have EVER had 400+ IP with an ERA+ above 140 and a K/BB better than 3.0 before age 26.
Kershaw
Pedro
Seaver
Lincecum
Oswalt
Buehler
Fernandez
Harvey
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Though nothing more than dumb luck (and going to a lot of Mets games from 2010-2015) I was there for all three of Matt Harvey's definitive starts.
1) Harvey's Better
2) Bloody Nose 1-Hitter
3) Game 3 of the World Series
Thank you @MattHarvey33 for an incredible run.
One Shining Mets ⭐️@oneshiningmets
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@oneunderscore__ These are the same self serving motherfuckers who tried to trademark the devil horns hand gesture 🤘🏻 real rock and roll stuff
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The idea of KISS (!) of all bands complaining about gender nonconforming people is just... chef's kiss.
Paul Stanley@PaulStanleyLive
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HOW MANY????
How many shirts need to be unwillingly adorned with spots of espresso brown??
@Starbucks, I want unions to fight for fair pay, benefits, and properly sealing lids for iced beverages. Do better.
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They out here inventing grasses and holding penalties smh my head
#SuperBowl #PooperBowl
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