i am not elon musk

The secretary of education not knowing what the IDEA act is kinda like the Director of NASCAR not knowing what Talladega means

@Shamus_Greene @crulge you pay money to use this?

@crulge You guys on the left like making fun of people on the spectrum I see. Cool.

@JustinOndik @stoolpresidente imagine paying for this and still having 200 followers

@stoolpresidente Tate brothers are better people than 90% of our government employees. Facts

If I’m gonna be fair these questions needs to be asked today. Why is the release of the Epstein list always a shit show? What’s the point of booting out illegals and criminals while somehow becoming a safe haven for the Tate brothers? Why is Crypto in the toilet if Trump is crypto king? How far does Tsla stock have to crash before Elon goes back to work?

@Timduck72 @RepMTG @DanCrenshawTX @TuckerCarlson you're paying for this?

@RepMTG @DanCrenshawTX @TuckerCarlson LOL no he says, So now not only did he say the stupidest thing a congressman could ever say on camera, he's also a liar. Mister Crenshaw's career is over. I think @TuckerCarlson should press charges threatened his life. That by law is a terrorist threat.

.@DanCrenshawTX did you threaten to kill my friend @TuckerCarlson?

at this point, our current administration would blame a cross burning on DEI

Standing in the Guatemalan Consulate looking like Hagrid at Hogwarts

Just got the call. Fired. I was the DEI coordinator for the department of education. It was my job to make sure every school litter box had an ADA accessible ramp leading to it

@lionel_trolling @ginnyhogan_ maybe there's a reason they always talk about the trains running on time

the great question of the 21st century: is it autism or hitler?

scrolling this app is like live-streaming 9/11 on your phone

i ate a whole box of wheat thins and now my appendix feels like it's gonna burst it ain't 2009 no more

pov: you find out your gf is covered by united healthcare

@bgtrucker58 @KCStar I sponsor one and we receive zero benefits that trump claims undocumented folks get... so what now?

@KCStar Anyone disagreeing with enforcing immigration law needs to step up and sponsor a few that have entered illegally. Provide their housing, healthcare, education, and find them jobs. Also cover the cost of any crimes they commit. Be an example of your supposed goodwill.

‘Terrifying’: Kansas City-area immigrants brace for Trump’s ‘mass deportation’ kansascity.com/news/politics-…

"maybe this will be a wake up call for the dems" the same ones who nominated biden in 2020? for a party that constantly gets blamed for being woke, they're always waiting on a wake up call

Definitely not the trump rally bomb I wanted to hear about this morning

I worked in Louisiana Politics for years and this is exactly who @RepClayHiggins has always been This is what happens when you elect a cop who looks like a glazed donut hole

Anthony Richardson is like Tebow with less god and more arm. He runs like he doesn't believe in death

@ThePowerOfMax @kclightrail if they paid 3 million to a firm that couldn't convince the public, it didn't deserve to pass

@kclightrail Almost like this is beginning of recognizing that Q1 should’ve been passed.

@_jetkc_ @hotchman @hartzell965 @jshmrchnt if you mean to Tulsa: you're fine if you mean to NKC: maybe worry either way it's silly since it's equivalent to each citizen giving billionaires 6 grand over their lifetime in taxes to own land

@staylorcomedy @hotchman @hartzell965 @jshmrchnt It’s not fear. It’s reality. I’m not trying to lose a team.

@hotchman @hartzell965 @jshmrchnt you let fear guide you fear of losing one of the historically worst teams in baseball to a city within driving distance what a tragedy

@hartzell965 @jshmrchnt So you decry people using “scare tactics” and then try to compare this to DV? Also, thinking that Sherman won’t consider leaving is naive.

@CallMeAntwan you call this a takeover and call Jan 6 a protest bunch of geniuses over here

WATCH: A large group of Muslims, with many women covered head-to-toe, march down Oxford Street in London. Many say this is not integration, it's a takeover.