Stephen Mellish

@asda please can you make sure your drivers park safely when delivering, this one was on double yellows and zig zags outside school at closing time making it impossible for parents to cross safely. Driver wasn’t bothered when challenged. Will also be reported to lancs police

@AldiUK You might want to change your packaging if it’s not a faulty batch… says puff pastry on it… batch number 5034 19:44

@stephenmel Sorry to hear that Stephen. We'll let the team know the puff pastry is preferred! 😊

@AldiUK have you changed the recipe of your prawn & white wine salmon wellington? Supposed to be puff pastry but the one I bought today definitely isn’t, more shortcrust and thick, not as nice

@jonmaddison How old are they!!!

Cracked open a tin of IBM-branded M&Ms. #ibm

@Formula_Nerds @COTA So shocked at this… met Pete a few times over the years. Lovely guy RIP

“FOM staff wear black armbands in Austin. Formula 1's Director of Innovation & Digital Technology Pete Samara has died unexpectedly at the age of 52.” RIP Pete. Hope @COTA does you proud today. #F1 #USGP

@bookmeister Congrats!

@FXTraderPaul 2 years! Wow that flies… ever thankful to the NHS for all they do. Here’s to many more anniversaries

Today is my 2 year anniversary of emergency cancer surgery. What should have been 2.5 hours turned into 8 Hours on the slab. As well as Morphine they had to put me on ket (which is used as a fucking horse tranquilliser). I give thanks to my surgical team. I was back in the same hospital again this morning, so decided to gaff off work at 3 and head for a pint in the sun on ‘the Cheshire Riviera’. Have a great weekend everyone, and don’t hesitate in getting checked out if you think you’re not right.

@Brill_Brum Good to see your still fitting in 😂😂 we need a catch up!!

Reached peak ‘corporate wanker’ today. Over the course of the week, in 3 countries, I have repeatedly used empower, North Star, journey, agile, empathy, value tree, SCV and more wanky phrases to the point that I almost, almost told myself to fuck-off.

@iOlly Hard one! F40 later as a kid… F50’s a beast though

F40 or F50? youtube.com/watch?v=LOyxA3…

@iOlly Great blog post Olly! Love the change!need a catch-up

Wrote a thing :D - All feedback is appreciated. Changing Lanes: From IBM's Corporate Ladder to Collecting Cars’ Startup Hustle ollybrand.com/2023/09/01/cha…

@iOlly @IBM @collectingcars_ @wc_auction Didn’t realise you had left too!! Good to see the transitions working 👍

Nearly a year ago, I took a career leap from @IBM to join @collectingcars_ @wc_auction. While I miss my colleagues and big blue, it's been some ride (blog post to follow, shortly). With many pinch-myself moments, including... #LoveWhereYouWork

@GavCalver Have a wonderful trip, enjoy the rest.

Out of office is on my email & it’s time to unplug from social media for a couple of weeks after an intense & fruitful season of ministry. Looking forward to being with the family, walking closely with Jesus & fully resting & refreshing ahead of all that September brings

@GavCalver @LePasOpton @AnneCalver @keeskraayenoord Thanks for your words and ministry this week… my 5 year old asked me last night what heaven would be like - after I explained he said, so just like LPO then ❤️

Ministry is always a privilege. However, it becomes an absolute joy when you get to do it alongside people that you really love. What an honour & pleasure it has been to serve this week at @LePasOpton with @AnneCalver & @keeskraayenoord. Last morning of us doing so today

@GavCalver @KeswickMin Looking forward to hearing you next week at LPO!

Quite a view from my hotel room in this ridiculously beautiful part of England. Delighted to be back up in Keswick & looking forward to speaking this evening at the @KeswickMin Convention #KesCon23

@Brill_Brum Rarely opened my laptop when travelling! Caught up on films etc 😂

Seriously, I don’t know how people do it, I’m delayed in Dublin on the way to US and in the lounge. I can’t bring myself to do work on the train to London never mind in a lounge where there is copious free food and booze - it’s just not happening!

@Brill_Brum She’s just wrong… I thought she was the educated one in your house 😂

Have just been informed by my wife that I don’t have to have some sort of bread with every evening meal. If this is true… well it can’t be true, can it?

@mrjoelperry @Apple Double check that Joel… they are removing My Photos not iCloud Photos - most people should have switched over to iCloud Photos

@iOlly Good luck selling!

@iOlly Have you found one? I had a LWB Kombi last year for a few months, 2.0 BiTurbo 4motion DSG, great fun!

After 6.5 hours it’s ready for sale. Fire up the Quattro, it’s VW California time.

@Brill_Brum @JohnLewisRetail They suit you Stu 😂. Ugg slippers are de facto in this house!

After something like 45 years of eschewing any sort of slipper related footwear other than those towelling things hotels give you, I have bought slippers. OMG the toasty comfort! @JohnLewisRetail obv’s 🤣