Mags@swornboot·29 EylIf mind readers were real I would’ve been involuntarily admitted to a long-term psychiatric facility by nowÜbersetzen English00021
Mags@swornboot·16 AğuWhen does life stop feeling like if Normal People was a Seinfeld skitÜbersetzen English00040
Maurice Jones@maur1cejones·3 AğuHaving homies that smoke is so annoying, they gotta roll up before everything😭Übersetzen English202139
Mags@swornboot·4 AğuThere’s a hunger in the pit of my stomach that doesn’t go away until I’ve had at least 42 cheez-itsÜbersetzen English00044
Mags@swornboot·1 Ağu@kasscon1 Your comment having more interactions than my post is so funnyÜbersetzen English10017
Mags@swornboot·1 AğuI’m bored I’m gonna go bar hopping and tell every man that I’ve never tried beer beforeÜbersetzen English004304
Mags@swornboot·29 TemWhatever battery in that Target bullet, I need it in my phoneÜbersetzen English00045
Mags@swornboot·28 TemMy death row meal would be an entire pack of Danimals yogurt drinks and 400mg of lorazepamÜbersetzen English00046
Mags@swornboot·27 TemAsked my dad what I should wear and now I’m dressed in preparation for bears and war at fucking Cahokia MoundsÜbersetzen English00027
Mags@swornboot·27 TemThe secret 6th stage of grief is a lifetime of guilt unfortunately enoughÜbersetzen English00035
Mags@swornboot·27 TemGonna start pretending I don’t really know English insteadÜbersetzen English00032
Mags@swornboot·26 TemWhy is my grandma getting interviewed on the radio looking like she about to spit?Übersetzen English00041
Mags@swornboot·26 TemCan’t believe I missed the most important Pleasing drop of my entire lifeÜbersetzen English00033