Mags

If mind readers were real I would’ve been involuntarily admitted to a long-term psychiatric facility by now

When does life stop feeling like if Normal People was a Seinfeld skit

@maur1cejones Sorry

Having homies that smoke is so annoying, they gotta roll up before everything😭

There’s a hunger in the pit of my stomach that doesn’t go away until I’ve had at least 42 cheez-its

I know my grandpa haunting the hell out of that bitch rn

Yeah it’s August but I’m lowkey Betty.

Want a man like I got my thong bruh

@kasscon1 Your comment having more interactions than my post is so funny

@swornboot girl text me

I’m bored I’m gonna go bar hopping and tell every man that I’ve never tried beer before

Chunc 💔

Whatever battery in that Target bullet, I need it in my phone

My death row meal would be an entire pack of Danimals yogurt drinks and 400mg of lorazepam

Is this boy genius?

Wait I think I’ve been there too (derogatory)

Asked my dad what I should wear and now I’m dressed in preparation for bears and war at fucking Cahokia Mounds

The secret 6th stage of grief is a lifetime of guilt unfortunately enough

Gonna start pretending I don’t really know English instead

Why is my grandma getting interviewed on the radio looking like she about to spit?

Can’t believe I missed the most important Pleasing drop of my entire life

“Song of the summer” but it’s Throw Away by Future