Simmy Cantstandyabits

So true.

Life Hacks: 2026 Edition 1) If Bill Gates is involved, avoid it. 2) If the government says its true, its false. 3) If the CDC or FDA say something is safe, its dangerous. 4) If the government makes a law to help you, it will eventually hurt you. 5) If the media agrees, its a lie.

The house centipede in your bathroom is the reason you don't have cockroaches. That fast, leggy, kinda creepy looking thing you just saw scurry under the door is a Scutigera coleoptrata. It eats silverfish, cockroaches, spiders, ants, termites, and bed bug nymphs. The University of Georgia Extension calls house centipedes "allies in home pest control." One house centipede can eat its body weight in pests every few days, hunting at night while you sleep. They don't damage your house, don't eat your food, don't carry disease, and don't bite unless you grab one. Best of all: they're self limiting. When they run out of pests, they begin to hunt each other. If you kill the centipedes, the pests they were eating multiply. Homes that exterminate house centipedes typically see cockroach, silverfish, and spider populations rise. The bug that looks like a horror movie prop is doing the work of an exterminator for free. The bug it eats is the one that would actually wreck your stuff.

Say you bought $10K of the S&P 500 in your brokerage and it grew to $100K. If you pass away and your kids inherit it, they'll pay 0% capital gains tax on the growth. But if you gift it to them while alive and they sell, they will get your original cost basis ($10k) and will need to pay tax on $90K of capital gains. Tax planning is important.

I absolutely love this. Have one in college and one just graduated HS.. but I have 4 still in the house and we’re definitely implementing!!! Wished I have done this sooner

Pastors, your congregations are begging you to apply the text to women as you would to men. Be direct and helpful about the duties of women as they arise in the text. Apply the text to common female sins as you would common male sins. You can’t pastor people you’re scared of.

This guy gets it. 💯 🎯

Good morning… What do you think? Should I post this everyday until everyone has had a chance to show their friends?

If the provision in the NDAA to integrate/synchronize the U.S. and Israeli militaries (section 224) makes it out of committee, I’ll offer an amendment to strip it from the bill on the floor. We are a sovereign country. armedservices.house.gov/uploadedfiles/…

Teammate beats his wife? NFL players: crickets Teammate introduces President Trump at an event? NFL players: “I have to speak out against this.” Make it make sense.

It’s been sad these past five years watching older men turn into unrepentant cranks, serpentine slanderers of the brethren, and outright sellouts. How do you prevent it? 1) Recruit & train young men so you can pass the torch before your expiration date. 2) Surround yourself with highly competent men who will call you out—not sycophantic yes men. 3) Be killing pride, or it will be killing you. 4) Know when it’s time to stop being the figurehead. Don’t cling to the crown as so many Boomers did. Let it go.

Pediatricians are really upset that they now have to explain vaccines to parents... and they are angry that they have to... start learning for themselves. Can't make it up. I'm feeling better and better every day for the hard stances I've taken.

@DefiantLs “When an individual goes in for gender reassignment surgery, how many choices do they have?” 🎯

Meanwhile in Illinois… She's left baffled by the question "can men menstruate"

“We Ask For More” May 28, 2026 Father, if this is all that there is, then it is already more than good. You have given enough to live, enough to give, enough to love, enough to forgive, and enough to remember that every breath is a gift. Thank You for love. Thank You for freedom. Thank You for forgiveness. Thank You for grace that meets us before we even know how much we need it. Lord, we have more than we can thank You for. And still, we ask for more. Not from greed, but from hunger for You. More of Your presence. More of Your wisdom. More of Your peace. More courage to give. More strength to obey. More vision to see Your hand. More love to pour out where love is needed. Let “more” begin with more surrender. Let “more” become more alignment. Let “more” return everything back to You. We love You, Father. We love You, Jesus. We love You, Holy Spirit. Amen. 🙏

Don't marry the person you can have fun with...

This is the last 6 years...

Charlie Kirk didn’t just speak — he challenged minds and defended truth. Rest in power, legend. Your voice still echoes. 🇺🇸

Hmmm 🤔 I had never thought about it like this.

The Fed expanded the money supply by nearly $9 trillion under Powell. Inflation has averaged >4% per year over the past 6 years. Powell's explanation? It was nearly all due to rolling “supply shocks" over which the Fed has no control. The truth: this inflation was made in Washington as it always is - from too much government borrowing/spending and too much government creation of money.