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@RoseDanielsM @_Briankorir No Not you He's having a monologue

@_Briankorir Who? Mee? Noo!

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Somebody come get they grandma! She in danger! 😮‍💨😂. #trending #thickgranny #comedy Go watch my comedy special “Country Boy In The City” on YouTube

@Josh001J Hii ambia morio hukudinya

I miss Kimuzi. He once said as a man kuna age ukifika na ukose kupiga exercise unajikosea Sana. Some of you ata huwa mnasweat Sana during mechi ni tizi mnahitaji. Piga laps, fanya tizi. Arthritis a dementia aee coming😂

Joao Pedro's ball control. 😮‍💨 🔵 @ChelseaFC

@dhahabu @Tsimonjero73180 @DrJuma_M @kilundeezy Alafu uteleze bafuni ukufe na ulikua unahepa salmonella na sijui E.Coli

Between maringo or contracting illness from roadkill meat, which could carry salmonella and E.Coli? I choose maringo. 😌 Charles Odongo (“Ugali Man”) promotes consumption of meat that hasn’t gone through formal slaughterhouse inspection, veterinary checks, or commercial processing. Exactly the kind that heightens contamination risks such as bacteria like Salmonellas or E. coli, parasites, or toxins from trauma/decomposition. Promoting this widely (without strong warnings on thorough cooking, hygiene, or when to avoid it) could lead his followers to get sick, especially vulnerable groups.

CONFIRMED:Chef Ngoima Introducing Small Ngoima For the First Time,Same Vibes, This is surely a Happy Family 🔥🔥💯

@Sultan4714191 @DrJuma_M Wewe unastick na kupeana stick kwa watu wako shughuli zao

@DrJuma_M Bro stick to saving the country bana wachana na hizi psyops

Wenye Hudhani Chef Ngoima Hajasoma don't I have News for You 😁💯🔥

@tl_chaos @nyachae_victor @yebish96 @_wa_nja Si mlete link basi

@nyachae_victor @yebish96 @_wa_nja I think nimeona hiyo video mahali 🤣🤣🤣

Huyu mama huwa ukimuangalia as she goes about her campaign you can just tell from her face she doesn't give a fuck about those people or their problems.

@HFrigs @nonewthing No He's trying to teach you dynamics of a good attack while you're busy being a bum.

@nonewthing Is he trying to state that madueke should start in the World Cup ?

Jude loves the ball, Kane loves the ball, Saka loves the ball. If this is your attack, you need someone to stretch the pitch wide. Rashford & Gordon have the pace but not the width, Madueke has both the pace & the width. Balance achieved. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

@KaranjaJojo What I may want for her is not guaranteed to be what she may want!

Dear men, close your eyes and imagine you have a daughter. Imagine she’s dating a guy like you. Did you smile? If no, then change.

@nahodhamorgan02 @Uyomian Naah We're avoiding you nahodhamorganØ2

@Uyomian Avoid them

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@FabrizioRomano Last time the loss was on him Yesterday it was on the ref Who's next?

🚨 Álvaro Arbeloa: “The referee RUINED the game”.

@Potentsports @ArchieStanding Even shut up

@ArchieStanding Even without it

Im wondering how Quenda who can't get in for sporting. Is going to save us.

@mymixtapez I can't even talk I'm dumb..where do I sign?????

55-year-old Nia Long says she likes dating younger men, but she’s very picky because, ‘People talk too much. I need them to shut up. If we’re having a one-night stand, I need them to sign NDAs.’

@kilundeezy Hatuoni huko nyuma vizuri

Martha Karua enjoying the views of capetown.

@kilundeezy WOULD AND SHOULD

@AdeliaDineo You probably want it that way..too pretty a milf to be single

I really don't understand why I am still single...at my age 🥰

@mrcavanaX Smash until I pass out

50+ but that cake still hitting different 😂 Gym or validation? Be honest, would you smash or pass?

@premierleague @ManCity @rayan_cherki Hato wouldn't entertain that nonsense

Trademark Cherki. @ManCity @rayan_cherki 💫

@big_yemm The one in black..I waited till I got tired

When she turned, I just knew he would be a happy man 😩