marty shanahan

@JohnEdwardBaker @tnichss @JohnEdwardBaker are you an influencer now?

@rickygervais can you give @IzzyFolau a serve. He’s being a proper twat!

@berger_nicky @fireandthyme It can’t be, otherwise why would rabbits eat lettuce 🥬 🐰

The problem with meat is that it’s a perfect protein, just the way it is. The opportunity to generate mega-millions is to take cheap industrial ingredients like starch and soy and manufacture the crap out of them. And then sell a story that it’s better than meat. Stick to meat 😁

@jamieoliver Vodka jelly

@BeefLambNZ @jacindaardern @rhysiedarby Let’s make this happen, I’ll cook 😋

Hey @jacindaardern we know @rhysiedarby thinks NZ looks like 'a half eaten lamb chop' but would you like us to drop off a whole lamb chop to celebrate #NationalLambDay on 24 May?

It's #NationalLambDay on 24 May, we've been planning something MASSIVE ... literally! Check out what we've been up to

Just alone, not lonely.

@LewisHamilton Legend 🙏

@TLowebeast @LundquistBailey Twat

@SchadenJake Thank goodness. Lump is king, briquettes are nasty

@SchadenJake Please tell me those aren’t briquettes 😱

@JuliaAndLibby Way too many steps to get to the finished product.

@JuliaAndLibby 😱they have maple syrup on tap 😋 #dangerous

@JohnEdwardBaker Leeds United fans on Twitter, that's the real story 😱

@cameronofficer And a thing called Velar?

@jamieoliver look at all these pullet eggs I've saved for deliciousness 🙏👍😋

@stucktribe @nzherald 😱