Straight bobby Savage

@BradKlibansky He wont be mark my words kid is mediocre at best and had a good night, remember this, flogs

Archie Roberts tonight: 37 disposals @ 89% 12 marks 9 rebound 50’s 708m gained A future ⭐️ #AFLDogsDons

@runninglettuce @essendonfc He isn't fuckwit, he's just smart

@essendonfc Always been a smooth mover and very likeable... Riewoldt said he is NOT athletic ... just shows how much Riewoldts mouth knows

A year in the making. Welcome back, Shifty 🫶

@gregogallagher Wtf is wrong with you

Patrick Bateman would be on the following stack 2.5mg tizepatide to blunt appetite 1.5mg GHKCu for collagen production 500mcg mt2 for Mediterranean tan He’d stay off testosterone because he believes in maintaining his natural production And prob daily 5mg dose of cialis Plus a bunch of natural supplements

@gregogallagher Go outside greg

12% body fat is the new average thanks to glp’s 18% is fat.

@gooner5gmb @essendonfc Nothing like a dons fan to be proud of the effort lol accept mediocrity nerd

@essendonfc That made me proud, unreal effort in the 2nd half

Fought ‘til the end. Onto the next.

@gregogallagher We know fuckwit

I fkn love a low dose tirzepp

@VFL @essendonvfl No more accumulators we dont care

Elijah Tsatas was everywhere in the opening half 🧲

@BritishBastardX The only language they cunts understand is violence

This is the third world mentality we are up against. You are not mad enough.

@TheDJCJay @swandane Clare no one gives a fuck about Christianity anymore dont u know?

@swandane Dane, instead of dismissing and disrespecting Christianity why not take opportunity to reflect on the meaning of this holiest of days, while we still can. It's sort of the whole point. God's grace can extend to you too, just ask Him. 🙏🏻✝️♥️

We have a lot a ridiculous laws in our country but bars having to be closed by midnight tonight cause of Good Friday is outrageous. Think we are past that point as a society. Let the people party #fishandchipsfordinnertomorrow🤥

@AflGlicko Nice gay flag rory LOL

So I'm thinking Good teams (no order) Adelaide Brisbane Footscray Fremantle Geelong Gold Coast Hawthorn Sydney Mid Teams Collingwood GWS Melbourne St Kilda Bad Teams Carlton Essendon North Melbourne Port Adelaide Richmond West Coast

@aus_pill Bro ur a fucking hero. I love auspill

It’s actually hard to convince regular people what is happening to Joel Davis. Especially when you get past the fact that the case is not about the exact wording. Whether he said “rhetorically r*pe”, “ratio” or “spam” it does not matter. They argue his post led to her being harassed. The case is about the intent and effect of the communication, and whether it crossed into coordinating or encouraging harassment via his Telegram following. Then it becomes more unbelievable when you consider it was Allegra who first spoke about and encouraged the jailing of himself and his organisation on the same platform Joel directed his followers to. And further more it being a charge that in nearly all cases is non custodial, especially on a first go. So the fact he has already served months in custody is truely beyond normal understanding. Walking people through this case has truely lifted the veil from so many off their belief that we have a fair and impartial system. But anyways, he is not ‘free’. He has been granted bail today on his fourth attempt, but with very hardcore bail conditions.

@MurrayHillGuy1 7 hours LOL

My current “lifemaxxing” stack: Lift 5x/week 15k steps minimum daily Ground beef + sweet potato + cottage cheese every night Wild Roman face moisturizer & serum 150g protein 10g creatine Morning sunlight before my phone No phone 30 min before bed Sauna 3x/week Sex 3x/week (toughest one) Min 7 hours sleep No Caffeine until I’m up for 90 min

@joshpearson180 Ur probs the biggest fucking american homo cause u dont like beer

Bought a pack of 4 for research All I’m saying is if any pubs with a beer garden start selling this, we could be in trouble lads Surprisingly nice indeed

@bobbylikesbeers I have a feeling u might be american, and thus I propose u like in the asshole

I think it’s time we start a dialogue about shower beers being the most overrated beer in the game right now

@dsonoiki Yea u might be wrong

I cannot make this clear enough: if you are attracted to a 20-year-old woman, you are a pedophile

@paulsaladinomd Mate get on the point two u forty years old virgin no one fucking cares

My Sunday in Costa Rica so far: 5:20am: wake up → 16oz reverse osmosis water + 5g creatine + raw honey 5:25am: light movement outside in the sun + pets for Zak (my Belgian Malinois) 5:35am: raw milk + honey + salt + methylated B vitamins + left my gf a love note ❤️ 5:40am: loaded surfboard + dog in the car and drove to the beach 5:50am: suncreen = tallow + non-nano zinc on the face and paddled out 5:55–8:20am: Surf session — caught 7 waves. Still a kook but getting better every time 🔥 8:25–9:30am: “Coffee” with friends & gf at Moromo (I skip the coffee but love the people) 9:45am: Breakfast — 6oz grass-fed sirloin flap steak, whole cantaloupe, 2 hard-boiled eggs, ½ avocado 🥩🍈 Now sitting down to stir the pot on @X. Rest of the day locked in: 1.5 hrs editing the new book, 30 min NSDR, surf skate session on the ramp with gf, hike to the river with friends, dinner, sunset with gf, lose to her in UNO again (she’s 100% cheating), and plan summer adventures under red lights (incandescent ftw). Bed by 8:30pm. What does your Sunday look like? Drop it below 👇

@harrycrouch69 U guys give eachother blowies after the game

Awesome post game guys, thanks for the invite!