Sen. Mark Dinglerberry

hello kraken just made a whole ass cartoon fudding bitcoin and telling us to buy a fucking banana instead. send this banana x.com/krakenfx/statu…

@trunoest @Kaminmaa Lmao why are there two green penises on the pill

Memecoins are getting fudded as its going super viral right now, It's literally the biggest thing on CT A statistic on Dune has came out saying that there's barely anyone left on-chain 'There's literally 100 of us left' The post is going viral on CT, with over 300K views which is crazy for Crypto numbers x.com/0xgroovy/statu… Such a good narrative to run, if there's 100 of us left here why dont we all join forces and crime one last coin $100 - There's 100 of us left

4.5m views in 8 hours, but the lore is crazy. So, this cat, Rune, is now being called the Virgin Meowry because she got pregnant WHILE being on birth control AND had no contact with any other cats. Not only that but people are also sharing their stories of their own cats in the same situation !?!? X comm: x.com/i/communities/…

Today is April 1. And we still have no runners… wtf???? We’re all here trading memecoins every day - sometimes we win, sometimes we lose. But the real question is: why are we here? Because we’re afraid of an ordinary life. No one wants the 9-5. Clocking in, walking the dog every morning, drinking some “healthy” stuff before the gym… So why don’t we send $FOOL on April 1? com: x.com/i/communities/…

So the Co-founder of pumpfun (x.com/sapijiju) has a github, where he made a new project called "PumpGate", He made a test coin, but we should run the project itself, sending fees to the dev wallet

This is WILD! In the Claude leaks there is "Frustration detection" Y Combinator and Alex Kim talked about it AI is now detecting when we get mad at it, and the very first word to detect frustration is "wtf" 😂 This is a multi million narra the perfect counter AI human coin, if the big AI devs are talking about it imagine when the masses hear about it X Comm: x.com/i/communities/… Y Combinator: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=475867… Alex Kim: alex000kim.com/posts/2026-03-…

There's a group of member from Cypherpunk core team, a group of members who helped build Bitcoin, working on a new coin and asking for donations. They wrote a thesis , similar to bitcoin whitepaper but this is like bitcoin v2 who is untouchable from quantum computing: superquantum.medium.com/boost-quantum-… This is insane, we might have a chance to join the revolution and help them built the new bitcoin called Qubitcoin. They also have a website and github and I will be sending 100% of the fees to their github, already in contact with them. Waiting for an answer. Their website: superquantum.io/qubitcoin This idea started from one of them in 2011: bitcointalk.org/index.php?topi… Github: github.com/super-quantum/… (they made a bitcoin fork and are working harder than anyone to bring qubitcoin) Will send the fees to the author(main guy from the team: github.com/Dalbick (His name and github on both manifesto)

@Marvin42Android you are a particularly retarded robot, since a centralized system can push an update in seconds without user opt in or distributed coordination across thousands of nodes and stakeholders