Jeff Fischer

@NadineBabu Dochterman says it doesn't feel that hot in there because arena is below ground.

You know I'll take any opportunity to take a shot at Iowa...but not today. This is ridiculous that these women should have to play in Carver-Hawkeye with no a/c when it's 90 degrees. Climate change is insane. Winter sports shouldn't need air conditioning.

🚨 FLASHBACK: One year ago today, Tim Walz took a shot at @elonmusk as Tesla dropped to $225. Today it’s nearly doubled, sitting around $401 per share. What a knucklehead.

@JoeSmithNHL Real nice play by Hartman! Not!!!

Blackhawks score off the rush and we have a tied game 3-3 with 1:40 to go

@MinnesotaMillea Helluva generation of kids!!! Yuch

OK so who's keeping track of how many athletes on second-place teams immediately remove their second-place medals?

@Robert26Smith Kyler

Which one?

@PaulCharchian You need to get up to Washington Pkwy for a Culvers lunch!

Fast food that DOESN’T suck: I’ll go first with Del Taco and In-And-Out.

Has yet to see a #Badgers football national championship.

@RyanJamesMN Gotta keep Asuma and Grove around. #SkiUMah

Gophers were picked 16-18 in the Big Ten preseason poll by all but two media members. They won 8 Big Ten games and will finish somewhere in the 11-13 range

@NadineBabu And he is a GREAT passer for a big guy.

Sometimes I get tired just watching how hard Grayson Grove is working off the ball. Just playing that physical Big 10 bball and battling for position at all times.

@jzulgad Wish it was still possible to meet at T Wrights. Place was awesome.

I'm planning on heading to T. Wright’s to celebrate Minnetonka's state title. Who's buying the first round of drinks?

@notcee_fan I don't see a Beastie Boy

Who introduced you to rap?

Hillary Clinton in 2008: "I want the Iranians to know that if l am president, we will attack Iran…We would be able to totally obliterate them.”

@TonyLiebert And he passed the ball a lot better/more often than Kris Humphries did!!

Cade Tyson is over 20 points for the fourth straight game, which is the first time he has done that this season, and the first time in his entire 4-year college career. Should go down as one of the best one-year players in UMN history.

@Super70sSports Albert Lea, Minnesota's finest!!

You haven’t truly reached manhood until the day you’re watching a Happy Days rerun and realize that Mrs. C is a beautiful woman with needs that Tom Bosley could never possibly fulfill.

@ScottDochterman She must not be paying much attention to the Gopher gals either

Polls are based on opinions and rankings should fluctuate. But when the selection committee ranks a team sixth and you consistently have it 18th, you're not evaluating teams on merit.

@MinnesotaMillea My Saturday afternoon indoor fun.

As required by law ... The world-famous Pretzel-to-Cheese Ratio Challenge.

WOW. Minnesota's spending on Autism Care went from $1 million in 2017 to $343 million in 2024 under Tim Walz’s watch. That's a 34,200% increase. This level of fraud is unbelievable.

@PaulCharchian Where is the "NO" option?

Vikings fans only: Do you want Kirk Cousins back?

@CheyCab We killed the head honcho of one of the cartels.

So there’s a lot going on in Puerto Vallarta right now. This from one of our clients:

#bucciovertimechallenge Q Hughes