Hi, my name is Nic

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Hi, my name is Nic

@thesockpuppet

Consumer tech. Marketing things. Automation. Tottenham Hotspur. Scuderia Ferrari. SEO and PPC are my jam. I also like jam.

Nottingham Beigetreten Mart 2009

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alice (she/her/hi)@AliceYarr·17h

Losing my mind at this AI generated poster in my mates local shop. HEINZ CHUNBY PEAS. CHILL £ON CARNE. JOHN WEST TAKED CHUNS.

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JT@jiratickets·3d

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application

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World of Statistics@stats_feed·3d

When you say 'ChatGPT' in a French accent, it sounds like 'Chat, j'ai pété' – which means 'Cat, I've farted'.

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Jesus Christ

Andy@ABJ_LFC

For anyone that’s ever run a 5K before, here are his splits for all 8 consecutive each 5K’s - 14:14 14:21 14:35 14:11 14:20 14:22 13:54 13:42 That’s ridiculous 🤯

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Neil Stone@DrNeilStone·6d

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

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Kevin A@kca0027·6d

No one will ever convince me that the Premier League is not corrupt. This is outrageous. A clear and deliberate handball in the box. Decision? No pen.

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Alec Stapp@AlecStapp·20 Nis

Just remembered the story about a computer scientist who had his bike stolen and tried to explain binary search to a cop

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Game's gone

Swearing Sports News@SwearingSport

There's nothing more beautiful than a tactical red card

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Paul O Keefe@pokeefe1·17 Nis

@Matt_Law_DT @mcgrathmike Someone investigate 65m for Solanke

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@russ_the_ref Owch!!!

Russ Shacklock@russ_the_ref·16 Nis

@thesockpuppet There ar some crazy price increases happening as the HyperScalers have taken up all of this and next years production of disk and memory due to the growth of AI. Some vendors will not honour pricing longer than two weeks. Some change the pricing as it is being shipped!

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Wow.

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🤢 'automatically upgrade to AI Max' makes me feel sick

Google Ads@GoogleAds

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“Best digital experience in football, you’ll never sing that.” 🎵

Chris I’Anson-Miller@WindyCOYS

lol okay Rob

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@gloryglorytott And the one player we did have that could score some goals, we sold in January

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Glory Glory@gloryglorytott·12 Nis

Solanke Shit, injured, recovering from injury and shit That’s what we get from him Richy the same with a couple of goals Muani don’t even get near the goal

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@LairySockPuppet Gallagher at fault for the goal too. Lazy defending.

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𝙇𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙮 𝙎𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙋𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙩 😈⬜️🟦@LairySockPuppet·12 Nis

Tel and Xavi please. Solanke is shite Genuinely don’t know what Gallagher does.

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@rob_jewitt WAAAAAAAAALLLLTTTTT

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ЯoЬ 🫥❄️🍾✊@rob_jewitt·11 Nis

TV peaked when Charlie told us it wasn’t Penny’s boat

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Dan@McCormack_90·10 Nis

Anybody else think this generation have rotten taste in trainers? Wouldn't wear these to cut the grass.

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spurs1dave@Spurs1Dave·10 Nis

@pokeefe1 @Hatchtheyid @SebSB

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Tottenham: where the injured get injured

Tottenham Hotspur@SpursOfficial

We can confirm that Mohammed Kudus has suffered a setback in his return from injury. The Ghana international forward suffered a significant quad injury during our Premier League fixture against Sunderland in January. He had returned to team training during the past week, however will now require further specialist review and, potentially, surgery. We will provide any relevant further updates in due course. We're all with you, Mo 🤍

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Tottenham Hotspur@SpursOfficial·31 Mar

We are pleased to announce the appointment of Roberto De Zerbi as our new Men’s Head Coach on a long-term contract, subject to work permit. 🔗 thfc.pro/4m1IutG

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