Moe

@Pinguvsmeercats Strut straight back to the store you bought it from receipt in hand.

You ever feel high end shoots look like they’re playing dress up? Like where TF would u go dressed like this

@Pinguvsmeercats *quietly puts winning lottery ticket away* yeah heh, no big news here heh-heh... *runs*

The problem with twitter is you often miss big good/bad news about people’s lives that they’ve tweeted about but you’ve missed because you come on sporadically and then when u eventually find out & feel like an asshole for not engaging with said news appropriately at the time

@Pinguvsmeercats I found a tiny grub extruding out of a blueberry once from m&s. Smh. Good thing I was making a protein smoothie.

never buying broccoli again.

if I found one of these I would literally crap my pants

@Pinguvsmeercats He’s chilling knowing he’s immune to corona.

It’s casually chilling where people live. Not even in a cave. Dracula is literally chandelier’ing a motorbike. The world is a scary scary place

@Pinguvsmeercats That’s crazy!

‘It’s funny YOU should mention this, because boy do I have a story for you. You’ll even pop the popcorn if I tell you’ And then he yeets Wth is that? How do u say that to someone with no intention of a follow up? Why are humans weird?

@TPLINKUK any news on GU10 bulbs? Keep searching for these and no idea if they’re even in the pipeline.

@noorudeen @Afromuse He needs to calm down. It’s on a “need to know” basis. lol

@noorudeen @thinkmoe Hey this is @thinkmoe using a different account. I’ll dm you an address to send lunch to

@noorudeen Tru tru

@Pinguvsmeercats @Twitter I’m still confused at twitters threads. So your reply goes on top. What you replied to sits below. Replies to you sit below that. So you start in the middle. Go up then down (but not to far down otherwise that’s different)...

Whys twitter’s recommendation follows are people I’ve unfollowed? Your algorithms are rubbish @Twitter fix up

@noorudeen @afromative This is what the Italians gave us when they came to Somalia. This and pasta.

@noorudeen @afromative I’ll distract everyone in office with an origin story for my accents.

@Pinguvsmeercats lol sure it is! I’m being dragged back on to Twitter reluctantly by a fellow fiend @noorudeen . Wait I meant friend... or did I?? #nothingisreal #lifeisasimulation #pancakestho

@thinkmoe Mo! You’re alive! Also, my metaphor is better than yours.

U ever wish u could unread something so u can read it again and get that first rush of anticipation all over again

@noorudeen notifications off lol. I’m on Twitter but only as another platform to complain to companies about what grinds my gears.

A woman’s life was saved because a bystander remembered how to do CPR thanks to this scene from The Office. RT to quite literally save a life.

@NESCAFE easily my new favourite thing! Take that seasonal edition sticker off and keep this one around!

@LBofHounslow who ever is in charge of your comms majorly screwed up. Don't ask me or the residents, ask your phone support staff, flooded!

@LBofHounslow your phone services told everyone in Isleworth to take their rubbish to Richmond, and Richmond are saying they won't accept it