Staying up to watch the wife @aahamdayy watch something called the #GoldenGlobes is not EVEN a chore 😘
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Muse Lee (Spoof Account)
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Muse Lee (Spoof Account)
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Kidnapped by Colombians, forced to join twitter at gunpoint and made to dance for churros. Get help! Call Obama or Boris Johnson!!!!!
Katılım Eylül 2011
13 Takip Edilen16 Takipçiler
ME: OMG haven't heard this tune since uni! *does awesome dance move* WIFE: I'm painting my nails if you wanna rock out go outside @aahamdayy
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Robin Williams is beyond annoying! Maybe if we painted him blue, gave him a fruity beard, squeezed him into a lamp..nah he's still ANNOYING!
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That intermediary stage where raw meat is transitioning to yummy cooked meat is just awful! Smells like slowly burning flesh
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Ummm and this is different to what you do normally how exactly? You've just renamed "walking" @aahamdayy
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I had more chemistry with Daniel Radcliffe than that actress. And I was only gazing into his eyes through the TV screen!! @aahamdayy
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Your spelling/grammatical errors in tweets really bug me @aahamdayy
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Apartheid alive and kicking in 2014. Shocking! independent.co.uk/news/world/mid…
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God have mercy on the #Palestinians. God willing their true freedom and return of power will come soon. This is sad independent.co.uk/news/world/mid…”
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My 4 year old brother: You're a comedian! Me: Do you know what a comedian is? Brother: yeah, a cow. Oh how I love our convos 😂
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“@aahamdayy: Started 2014 on the underground #WeSoCool” started from the bottom now we...underground?
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Just got called a "div" by @aahamdayy who is still clinging on to the vintage cusses this 2014
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Water related disaster movies make me realise that I need to learn to swim!!!!
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Watching Newcastle v Arsenal with the wife @aahamdayy who randomly goes "Wiltshire looks like he has a great singing voice" lol like..why!?
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I lost track. Was that the 10346th or 10347th song I was made to dance to by @aahamdayy?
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When tourists come to London does their to do list say "walk SLOWLY during rush hr with 2 trolly bags & stand on the left on escalators"? 😡
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