Tim Long

@LincolnCity_FC Cue "why is their keeper called Paddington?" from opposition fans

🤝 Jamie Pardington has joined National League North side Kidderminster Harriers on a seven-day emergency loan. 👊 Good luck, Pardo!

@Wellington_AFC @BridgwaterUtd @swsportsnews FT @Wellington_AFC 0 @BridgwaterUtd 0 A few chances, a few choice tackles, but overall much ado about nothing-nothing @swsportsnews

@Wellington_AFC @BridgwaterUtd @swsportsnews 65 mins Bridgy"s Morgan Williams dismissed second booking. Still 0-0 @swsportsnews

Teams for @Wellington_AFC v @BridgwaterUtd @swsportsnews

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

This is Pipsqueak. Her bed is a banana. Technically speaking it is a banana split, but either way, very a-peeling. 12/10

Hold on a minute. I wanted to see @Honiton_Town_Fc v @NewtonSpurs. How have I ended up here? @swpleague @swsportsnews

@timlong00 @EFL @_WesternLeague_ @OfficialECFC @Argyle @TUFC1899 @GrecianArchive Yes he was Tim, did the same at @Argyle & occasionally International Youth matches for the FA at @YTFC Told some funny tales about Neil Warnock(he loved Mr Singh 🤣) Final match at the Dell, Lawrie McMenemy presented him with an engraved silver salver wishing him all the best 👌

@exwickclive @EFL @_WesternLeague_ @OfficialECFC @Argyle @TUFC1899 @GrecianArchive He was also the "officials' co-ord" at Exeter City, making sure that the officials had everything they might need

Remembering fondly a brilliant friend / workmate former @EFL linesman @_WesternLeague_ referee, my mentor TONY ELLIS Involved in football all his life played @OfficialECFC "A" player and @EFL referee assessor @OfficialECFC @Argyle @TUFC1899 @GrecianArchive RIP TONY ⭐ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@ExeterCathedral When I visited Wakefield Cathedral and told them I was from Exeter they asked whether I knew him. I don't but they spoke very highly of him.

The Very Revd Jonathan Greener, Dean of Exeter, has announced that he is to retire this coming July. Jonathan has been Dean of Exeter since November 2017, having previously served as Dean of Wakefield in West Yorkshire for 10 years. He has led the cathedral community through a period of healing and consolidation in the early years, and more recently through a major development project, which has seen the building of a new cloister and Treasures Exhibition, and the renewal of the cathedral quire and East End. Jonathan says: “Earlier this week, I reached the venerable age of 65, so, after 18 years as a dean, I think it is time for me to retire and make way for a younger model. I have greatly enjoyed most of those 18 years, and the privilege to serve the Church in this way both in Wakefield and here in Exeter has been enormous. I simply love the building here at the heart of Exeter, and shall miss the community and the music hugely, as well as the opportunity to welcome people to a place that cannot fail to move and inspire. I am deeply grateful to everyone who has made Pamela and me so welcome in Devon, and supported and encouraged us in innumerable ways. We look forward to our move to Torquay, where we can still enjoy this wonderful county without getting under the feet of my successor.” Read more at exeter-cathedral.org.uk/news-events/la… #ExeterCathedral #YourCathedral

@Puppieslover I actually thought someone had entered Crufts with a dog called Not Fooking Around

If “not fucking around” was a Dog

This aged like fine wine 😆 © The Dictator (2012)

@TheStourbridge Here's a good trick for you

@dog_rates His stuffed friend is a red. He hates greys.

This is Stevie. He's on squirrel watch. His stuffed friend is also a squirrel, but he's one of the good ones. 14/10

@BruceEastwud @MattNixson @mrrobnewman @serpentstail You may prefer the piece in i from 3 weeks earlier David Baddiel's ex-comedy partner Robert Newman: 'Nobody recognises me any more' See that sad muddy puddle that was once a lake? That's The Daily Express that is

@MattNixson @mrrobnewman @serpentstail The Daily Express? 🤮

Such a pleasure chatting to the great @mrrobnewman about all things comedy, dramedy and WWII and his brilliant new novel, Intelligence, out now via @serpentstail and utterly worth a read. Big thanks Rob!

@lucycopsey_98 @hashtagutdwomen @FAWNL @FootballManager @VX3apparel @MonsterEnergy @ExeterCityWFC Thank you

@timlong00 @hashtagutdwomen @FAWNL @FootballManager @VX3apparel @MonsterEnergy @ExeterCityWFC Never is anymore. Used to be a digital one but think it stopped.

F U L L - T I M E [ @FAWNL ] It ends in defeat here at Parkside, with a battling performance not quite enough for points against a strong Exeter side. Safe journey home to the travelling supporters & happy #InternationalWomensDay 💜 #️⃣0-1🔴 #UPTHETAGS 📸 | @lucycopsey_98

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1819

@TSide12 @ilfcombeafc @swpleague FT @TSide12 0 @ilfcombeafc 1 @swsportsnews @swpleague

68 mins @TSide12 0 @ilfcombeafc 1 Chesworth (pen) @swpleague @sw

HT @TSide12 0 @ilfcombeafc 0 @swpleague @sws