Toby Horry

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@DPJHodges Brexit voters “won” in 2016. It took four long years to have something vaguely resembling a detachment. It’s taken five more to have it revised. And in your mind, one of the worst-polled party’s in recent political history, is perfectly primed to revise it. Have some shame, Dan.

As we wrote yesterday. Starmer is calculating the country has had enough of the Brexit wars. And he's probably right.

@fesshole Surely that's called Pong?

My wife an I like to play games of 'fart tennis' when we're lying in bed on a weekend. Even though we've both sharted more than once, we'll never stop.

@SteveKimCowe In the end it took 18 business days. We sent an email to the address they provided but didn't get a direct response to that so not sure if it made a difference or not. Didn't get any DMs on twitter.

@tobyhorry @ira_guha Were your issues resolved? We are also in same position and we are supposed to be travelling overseas next week. If they were resolved were they by DM on here or email to the address they provided?

@beingneslisah In the end it took 18 business days to come through. Hope yours comes through soon.

@ConsulFranceUK please can you help with my daughter's visa application. It has now been 17 business days and she needs her passport back.

@ConsulFranceUK good morning. I emailed yesterday about my daughter's visa but didn't hear anything. It is now business day 18. Can you help please as she is very upset. Thank you

@ira_guha Oh fantastic. That is good news. Thank you

@tobyhorry Yes I just got an email that it's on its way back :)

@samermelki Dear Samer. I am appealing for your help. My daughter applied for an au pair visa which was meant to take 10-15 biz days and now it is 17 biz days and she has missed her flight. Is there anything you can do to help her get her passport back? Merci

@ConsulFranceUK I have sent an email - thank you

@tobyhorry Good morning - please email visas.londres-fslt@diplomatie.gouv.fr.

@ConsulFranceUK Please help. She is due to be on a flight tomorrow but you still have her passport.

@ConsulFranceUK please can you help. My daughter applied for an au pair visa 15 business ago and there is no update so she is now unable to travel with us on holiday. Thank you.

@theiaincameron You might like this blast from the past! youtu.be/z7dN2VfrSTs?si…

To most people, the town of Stenhousemuir is little more than a funny-sounding name they'll have heard on the Saturday classified football results. Few will give it a second thought. However, its origin makes for one of the most intriguing place-names in Scotland. 1/n

@rorysutherland A slight aside but I believe that 'Funt' features in the @vizcomic profanisaurus and you may have found the original etymology.... "Christ that was scary, and that funt with his family in row 12 thought it was all a wind-up...."

Has nobody made a film of this? It is a truly amazing event. For younger readers, Allen Funt was the creator of Candid Camera - the 1960s precursor of shows such as You've Been framed

@Ben_Phillips Brutto

Can any London ppl recommend a good (not super pricey) lunch spot in Farringdon?

@Made_By_Mistry I assume the double meaning of dope was deliberate 😂

@heidisaint And it's universal so would work on right foot too

@tobyhorry Oh that’s so kind of you thankyou! But it’s the right foot. I do think I need one of those boots though

think I fractured my foot about 10 days ago as the pain is getting worse and I can’t put weight on it but I’ve just got off a plane and can’t face A&E. At private hospital tomorrow for cancer treatment but I’ve used all my allowance on that, will have to wait another day I guess

@heidisaint It basically immobilises it to help it heal so she just wore that for about 3 weeks (but with the advantage over a cast that you don't have to wear it in bed etc). Obviously I'm not a doctor but if you're in pain then I think it will help until you can get it looked at properly

@heidisaint Actually just checked and it's universal so would go on either foot

@heidisaint Which foot is it? My wife broke hers last year and we have an immobilising boot (assuming it's the left foot) and crutch you can have. We're E17 so could drop round.