ryan kisses all the time and discos occasionally🪩

𝚑𝚒! 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎 <𝟹 days until harry, a thread:‼️🫶🏃🙊 tpwkryan.carrd.co

@laurelfanatic liar i would never

@laurelrrybot i let them get the best of me during LOT. this time not so much

@tpwkryan msg security doesn’t stand a CHNACEEE

me running to get barricade with @laurelrrybot

hrought survivors in a nutshell 🙂‍↕️ @_tbslrry_ @tpwkryan

@laurelrrybot @_tbslrry_ “harry” right above his ass. i have nothing appropriate to say

@_tbslrry_ personally i’m bricked up!

@odelllrry @12kissco ur so funny keep ending him pleaseeeee

@_tbslrry_ 13 hours after my shift 😔 (that’ll be u soon so u can afford a trip to new york in september)

@_tbslrry_ you’re the best!

@laurelrrybot idk but i wish it was in my mouth instead

what was in the air that day? 🚬

@laurelrrybot i was on the phone with customer service for lowe’s for over an hour. they couldn’t resolve it. went into the store with my receipt to see if they could resolve it and if they couldn’t i was cancelling my order. wound up refunding me, then sold it to me again. friday delivery 🙌🏼

@tpwkryan please tell me they figured this out…

WHY THE FUCK DID AN ADDRESS CHANGE (10 minutes down the road btw) DELAY MY DELIVERY DATE BY FOUR FUCKING DAYS??????? HELLO??????

what i have to say is illegal in 42 countries

@_tbslrry_ IM SO PROUD OF YOU OMGGGGG

@laurelrrybot @lhhrryshouse sorry annie 💔

@tpwkryan thank you. ahem @lhhrryshouse read it and weep annie 😁

okay but do yall say gif or jif? QUICK!!

@_tbslrry_ you got this i’m so proud of u 🫶

@Lowes i am discouraged from EVER buying from you ever again because of this by the way

now why the FUCK am i arguing with a LOWES AI over the phone at NINE IN THE MORNING

me and the other 3 paint by numbers fans