gatekeeper

tight thread to pin about things I believe interacting with spiritually dry things dries you spiritually zero to one is impressive but one to zero is forever all spectrums are circular fractals inherent suffering of existence is not a sentence but a navigational aid

all of society is now critically dependent on ubiquitous high-effort technology in a span of decades and you don’t think we can go back to the dark ages in the same span? all coins have two sides

My pussy like short’nin’ bread cause Brian Wilson loved it

The internet is my family and I am Don Draper

coworker zoom intro: hey everybody my name is JASON. Yeah like the months

@coldhealing Are you still cold and have you healed

I've had 5 drinks so I'm feeling very open about my life. Ask me anything I promise I'll reply

foid where prohibited

the stripper likes me. everyone likes me. i'm a likable person

jit king hamlet: a pussy most fowl

is it recording now okay what do I say oh there it goes why is there a little purple woman next to my text she looks so pretty is she your girlfriend

Tolstoy’s wife gave him thirteen kids, partly because she read his diaries before the wedding and learned he’d been out there “visiting” village girls and she never refused sex (he still cheated )lol. She rewrote War and Peace by hand eight times because his handwriting looked

we are the solo polys of the hijabis you couldn’t amputate

i need three clones of myself: one to have sex with one to beat to death one that i force to watch the first two

nice max bench bro, she let me hit cause i'm gay and retarded

i’m a domestic terrorist and x the everything app is my rpg launcher

she be whispering to it

my girlfriend is cheating on me with our fire tv remote

your seo strategy will never be as good as craigslist americans

just pressed the home button on x and that slide-up refresh tracked “black” “jewish” and “retarded” all other words blurred 😣