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I was born to argue on web forums, not talk to women, and read fantasy novels

@visualbasic97 I think it's really beautiful that these things keep happening to you

i work the meat counter on the weekends at the grocery store and every sunday night for months now this couple comes in and they ask for salmon and then proceed to kiss in front of me. every time. have they cucked me? are they getting off on this

@motormoder Actually people would want to stay in New York in a sublet literally any day of the year. Yes I'm from a town no one cares about. Cope harder that you couldn't make it to the big city where everyone wants to be

No one is subletting your apartment for the summer pay your fucking rent while you go see mommy and daddy in whatever bumfuck shitty town you come from

@hope_indecay It's cold

@coldhealing No tevas?

Rainy day upstate. I walked 10,000 steps and listened to Mumford and Sons in the car and now I'm at the microbrewery

@wendellsandico There are points in Zootopia 2 when you realize you haven't seen a human face in a while

there are points in The Mandalorian and Grogu where you realize you haven’t seen a human face in a while

@ByungChulHarden The lonely stoner seems to free his mind in the cabin

Milo we talked about this three years ago

11pm in the Airbnb. Olivia Rodrigo on the bluetooth speaker, 5000mg mushroom chocolate bar on the cutting board

Lunch time

Was probably annoying af to be a caveman after the discovery of fire. Everyone talking about post-fire society, about abstract concepts like "industrial furnaces". I'm just trying to fuck the girl in the next tribe over. Let's talk about her

@TwinkTheory You don't know how happy I'll be twinktheory

@coldhealing They’re happier than we’ll ever be

I'm in upstate New York at an outdoor bar with millennial string lights. U2 blasting, 5+ families with small children running around. Dads wearing hats of bagel shops from the upper west side of Manhattan. I feel like I accidentally stumbled into a cult meeting

@georgeing I'm in Champaign Illinois at the American football house right now

Looking at all the white dudes at the American football sf show tonight wondering which one is @coldhealing

Listening to The 1975 here

@LandsharkRides I played Amumu as a teenager and Blitzcrank/Thresh in my early 20s

@poolnoodle93 It's always the people who got into something 2 weeks ago who ask for it to be gatekept

this place has not been gatekept for at least a year. in fact it has probably been the most popular place in new york for tech companies playing in the “taste economy” to do corporate events for over six months now.