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Wife left me. Kids don’t answer my calls any more. Job about to be automated by ai. Tropical blue lagoon fishbowl

When I was 22 I wrote other people's college essays for money. African American women in middle America pursuing their second master's degree relied on my writing, so they could spend more time with their students and families instead of online school. ChatGPT took this from me

No second date, but at least she understands how the middle American underclass is increasingly gravitating to fringe media as a result of the dissolving monoculture

My friend visited San Francisco for a GPU conference for one weekend and they turned him TRANS!!!! He won't stop talking about AI talent pools or how his life will be 8/5ths more enjoyable if the weather is warm

"Dinergoth" is an accurate term to describe an interesting trend in middle American culture but that article is seething and offputting in a way that any serious publication would have significantly edited

One of the appeals of sexting is that it requires skin in the game. There's no risk to texting "I love you". Anyone can speak the words "I love you" while holding her thigh. But you stake something when you write "I love you I want to hold your thigh" and send it to her forever.

claude take my online dui course . make no mistakes

@brunellaism 7 is obviously the best

The reason it's fun to read about infidelity is that it's all about lying — which writers and shrinks know is the truth. The reason it's mind-numbing to read about polyamory is that it's all about honesty — which writers and shrinks know is a lie.

I like how Palantir's "neurodivergent fellowship" is the exact same salary and responsibilities as a normal consultant role at Palantir

@tnajournal Good anthropological work

You’re not hallucinating the great weirding of America. The visual evidence is everywhere.

@Eric_Erins I was a young person coming to visit downtown on a Friday

@coldhealing Union station? That’s for the Amish and mennonites, suburban commuters are working from home on Fridays

No other city in America besides New York needs tall buildings. They could dynamite them all down and it wouldn't change anything. Every other city keeps their pre-highway downtown as a trick to make citizens think things happen there

@Eric_Erins Chicago's thriving transit system at 5:30 on a summer Friday

@coldhealing Fighting words

1 yerba mate deep listening to Future. I may be an autistic software engineer but he's literally just like me

If a message has more than 5 of the same emoji reacts and you pick a new emoji to react with, you're being an attention whore

One thing I've noticed lately is that normies are using ChatGPT to write their Partiful event descriptions

@johnsmithyson0 It includes a close reading of Gatekeeper

@coldhealing You should include bladee verses. I think it would not be complete without it, similar to a sunset without its light pink hues or transitory blues

Sorry for not tweeting as much lately. I've been experiencing executive dysfunction and the only thing I can focus on is writing my memoir. Haven't done laundry in weeks, haven't eaten food today. It's 39,000 words now. Once I'm done expelling this from my brain I hope to be back