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Don’t forget what happened to the last guy who went toe to toe with the king
vo@vanillaopinions
why are we making this guy famous
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“$1,500 rent is too high”
“That’s cheap. i pay $3,000 !!!”
like okay.
☯️@FLACKO444
government fuckin everybody and folks just wanna show you they pay more than you for shit they shouldn’t be. we never gon win 😂😂😂
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Our high school had these cum trees
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some guy: wouldnt it be great if we planted trees that STINK all around our walkable city? yeah the trees REEK of CUM, cant walk anywhere near them without getting hit with the smell. Ok, now put 5 on every city block. Make sure Americans cant walk 10 feet without smelling cum.
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some guy: wouldnt it be great if we planted trees that STINK all around our walkable city? yeah the trees REEK of CUM, cant walk anywhere near them without getting hit with the smell. Ok, now put 5 on every city block. Make sure Americans cant walk 10 feet without smelling cum.
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This is what a dying empire looks like
✦✦✦ 𝙿𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 ✦✦✦@PamphletsY
🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Donald Trump: “We’re fighting wars — we can’t fund childcare, Medicare”
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I would wish Bakersfield, California on my worst enemies
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Claude prescribe me 60,000 perc 30s make no mistakes
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: San Francisco startup Legion Health has been approved to let AI prescribe psychiatric medications to patients.
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Like what ICE agent went up to Kehlani thinking it was finna be sweet. That’s like a regular person going up to Anthony Mackie? Lmao
Big Mama, your ARM!@AshleyShyMiller
I like how Kehlani is very outspoken on these issues.
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democratic party sees this and is like “we gotta cancel hasan and support israel more”
Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine@TheRealJChubby
Legitimately impressive how unpopular the Democratic Party is.
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🗣️RUN IN HERE AND COME GET YALL JUICE
DadChef@the_dadchef
Never buying a Samsung again. Second time this has happened.
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If there is only one thing in LA that doesn’t need fixing, it’s the Burbank airport.
California Post@californiapost
Dramatic transformation of LA's fastest airport revealed - as flyers warned chaos is coming trib.al/AoW6tr4
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It really is wild to have lived through four years of reporters staking out grocery store parking lots and never shutting the fuck up about the price of eggs go radio silent on gas prices going up like 40% in six weeks directly b/c Trump attacked Iran.
Kathy Jones@KathyJones
Florida gas prices.
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bros clearly never been to a highschool in california
Zherka@ZherkaOfficial
Ive never met a bad mexican person
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Why do so many people demonize masturbation when it’s probably the healthiest and safest way to express yourself sexually
𝚃@Rane3560
me at 3 am fighting the urge of masturbating or be a good person
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I make 6 figures, i live comfortably and i absolutely think $1500 is too much for a 2bed 2bath APARTMENT. Some of yall have really lost touch with fucking reality. That man is correct about the state of rent. How is somebody who is making minimum wage supposed to afford that?
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Incredible things are possible when lorne michaels doesnt have to personally approve every single word of the script
FilmIndex@FilmIndexMedia
"The only murdered Palestinian we're allowed to talk about" - Says Paddy Young on #SNLUK while talking about Easter.
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