Divine

When I was in high school, my mom bought an Xbox and added me and I had no idea it was her, so I just accepted it and she was messaging me saying let’s be friends and I said sure. Whole time she was tryna get in my party chat with my friends to listen to what I was saying

bros clearly never been to a highschool in california

@gorilla 😂

I won.

Yo can yall please add a rank system to rec Sort of similar to proving grounds where top players get a badge above their name signifying they’re a top rec player. Theres nothing to grind in this game. No rank systems, no reward systems Rep is pointless Give us achievements we can work towards

Guess The Player who's been making noise out East all season 👀

@MelonieMac Jesus was a human

Jesus was a Jew

@CousinTurn they're calling it the worst tweet of the year

Jayson Tatum, much like Jesus Christ, has faced his trials and tribulations. tempted to sin by false idols (kobe) betrayed by Judas (Jaylen) crucifixtion (achilles tear) and now, much like the messiah, here he is, rising from the dead on Easter Sunday. big 2nd Half incoming

@adrianraee i love nope

Nope is THE movie of all time and one day we’ll have that conversation.

@barneyxbt the ice walls arent real bro

the world is a show and most are not willing to accept that their reality is a lie

@BronGotGame Murphys law

i just don’t know why this had to happen to us everything was going so well why?

@wstgoat7 no Mad Max Fury Road? trash list

My updated top 100 media of all time:

@seasaintxbt gm 🙋‍♂️

who on crypto twitter is a Christian or is on a Christlike path?

@kirawontmiss damn, didnt know you sold your account

how tf does masturbation make you a bad person???

@veenty444 checkout @XHandles

is there a way to get an X username without paying a lot for it?

If I had to assemble a 5 man team of the laziest people on earth, my go to spot for recruitment would be doordash

@dxrnell Asking questions you already know tha answer to

Where tf do these gay ass accounts spawn and how do I always see a new one that has 100K+ followers every other day

@OJearving @ChrisCoffee 🤣

@Divinsity @ChrisCoffee Unless it was uno reverse and to get to eternity you had to be a non believer

None of you know this about me, but I studied Religion in college, learned Koine Greek, and spent about 5 years of my life really wrestling what to believe spiritually at a high academic level. My findings: You have to choose to have faith. There is no conclusive proving God's existence, there is no "gotcha" science, there is no IQ level that makes people lean one way or the other, everything you think you have in the bag to believe or not believe has nuance, and AI has made that more clear than ever. I landed on the choice to believe that a Jewish man lived ~2000 years ago and proclaimed to be the Messiah that Israel was waiting on, and they murdered him for the claims. I choose to believe that 3 days after his murder he proved to not 1, not 2, but over 500 people that he had the power to conquer death. I choose to believe that within 20-30 years of this event, when oral was the primary way to pass down information, they started aggressively documenting it. Every year during the time of all the egg hunts, bunnies, chocolate, and things that Easter has become about, I choose to remember what happened during Passover. I understand not everyone shares this belief. Some may think I'm lower in intelligence for it, some might look up to me for speaking what they're thinking, some might find another reason not to like me. The only thing that matters, in my opinion, is that we can have these open dialogues. I have nearly 100k followers across platforms now. Next year I might have 1M or I might go off the grid and you never hear from me again. I'd be disappointed with myself if I wasn't real with you. If we can't share real thoughts, then what are we really doing here.

>feels hungry >eats some food >feels like shit >maybe what I ate wasn’t healthy >eats something healthy >feels like shit again

@jerseyh0mo yeah cause im sure placebo vs seeing a literal man who got crucified on a cross come back to life is comparable 😂😂 im sure they "tricked their bodies" into seeing him ascend to heaven too

In 1999, hundreds of people in Belgium and France reported that they felt sick after drinking Coca Cola due to someone claiming the drinks were contaminated. It resulted in a massive recall of Coca Cola products. After an investigation by health authorities, it turned out to be a case of mass hysteria. The drinks were completely fine and the people had made themselves believe their bodies were sick. Just some food for thought.

@staplegunkid Did they have umbilical cords tho? Since they were born of soil from the hands of God?

But back to the belly button, if the purpose of the belly button is the remnant of an umbilical cord that nurture a fetus in utero, and this is the way for a baby to develop, God would form us with that already as part of our nature

They would, this is one of those things were people try to be sweet and ask retarded questions, but the idea that they had super dna that allowed them to live longer and resistant to diseases and such is dumb