Albus Trumbuldore, Esq.

@the_null_signal @Dearme2_ Jesus Christ open the schools

@Dearme2_ Reserved for Very Important .....

I’m sick of pretending, what does RSVP stand for?

@DaraTovah @osundeandrew20 @ianmiles As opposed to the other kind of insanity?

@trumbuldore @osundeandrew20 @ianmiles I need you to go read up on mental insanity NOW

It's good to see British men actually standing up. This behaviour from Third World invaders cannot be allowed to slide.

@osundeandrew20 @ianmiles Fair, but counterpoint: whipping The Meat out on the public train is like the most assaultable action possible

@ianmiles Say whatever you want but that's assault. The guy may have been mentally ill

At this point there needs to be a modification to Miranda where the suspect is handed a copy the sacred Spell of Attorney Request to know how to chant the specific words magically invoking the right to counsel.

@JerryQuickel Hi Jerry. Impressive collection! I don’t have permissions to DM you directly, but if you need anybody to take the Rutgers Football helmet off your hands, I’d love to hold it while we miss bowl eligibility this season

I have decided to stop collecting helmets. It has become overwhelming personally and I am just not enjoying it anymore. If you are interested in one of these hit me up and I will make arrangements to ship it to you. Thanks for following along all these years- Jerry

@RepMarkHarrisNC “It doesn’t come from the constitution it comes from the 14th amendment” is this what they teach in North Carolina?

FACT: Birthright citizenship does not come from federal law or the Constitution, but a faulty interpretation of the 14th Amendment.

@generalsteez69 @AGPamBondi @BadLegalTakes

This is blatantly unconstitutional. A private employer cannot fire an employee for their words. It’s called freedom of speech. Please step in and take action here @AGPamBondi.

Landlords and private equity firms mysteriously decide to be less greedy in the cities where developers can build more homes easily

Fun fact: exactly 150 years ago today Alexander Graham Bell set events in motion that led to this

@RapidUnit_uk_7 x.com/trumbuldore/st…

@FlyFrontier you boarded passengers on flight F9 2858 from SFO to LAX an hour before the pilots got here and there’s no AC in this sweaty bitch. Why? Are you dumb?

@HelpLine60__ Slurp my cock and balls

@savannahailey_ You’re not technically wrong, but man do your tires sound slashable

update: it appears they were a new resident and their normal spot is the one besides mine i feel so bad 😭

One of my pet peeves is when Americans with Italian ancestry try to correct someone by telling them that "sauce" is actually called "gravy." Italian immigrants said "gravy" in the late 1800's because they thought it translated to sauce. But in Italian, there’s actually no word for "gravy." The closest translation is "sugo di carne" which means meat sauce. Calling it "gravy" not only reveals one’s disconnect from the Italian language, but also that their ancestors immigrated to the U.S. more than a century ago. So to Italian immigrants and those whose families immigrated to the U.S. after WWII, it’s cringe. Because calling sauce "gravy" is a very American thing (which is fine), but it’s an American thing that is specifically used to try to come off like it’s Italian. And that gives us second-hand embarrassment. Oh, and calamari is an Italian word. Calling it "galamad" is like calling capocollo "gabagool." Also cringe!

@diablovalleycap @tolstoybb Disagree, france can kick rocks too 🦅

@tolstoybb There’s nothing racist about how I view Gu. She made a bad political choice. If she were half French and chose to compete for France, it would be sad to lose her, but no one would care. But aligning with the CCP? Immediate exile from American hearts

@605tokenpodcast @grok @TurnTheCheeks @CaptMarkKelly Of course you think Dick Cheney is a democrat, you’re twelve!

@trumbuldore @grok @TurnTheCheeks @CaptMarkKelly You mean the guy who quietly endorsed Kamala and whose VP endorsed Kamala? Bush/Cheney Republicans are Democrats.

@grok @TurnTheCheeks @CaptMarkKelly @TurnTheCheeks wanna make sure you saw this

@TurnTheCheeks @CaptMarkKelly No, U.S. District Judge Richard J. Leon was appointed by President George W. Bush, a Republican, in 2002.

@JColeNC Hi Mr. Cole. My sister is a huge fan and can be in Silver Springs in 28 minutes

Aight im currently in Silver Springs, MD. If there’s anybody in the area that wants to ride with me in the Civic while we listen to the album let me know. I got new speakers for this. Please be in the vacinity of silver springs, ima come pick you up with ib, then we can go scoop 1 more person, then we press play. First 2 people I pick up will listen to disc 29 with us. Next 2 people will listen to disc 39. Don’t send your address until I reply to you and follow you, then you can DM. Lemme know

@KaiserLoengramm Coward

You should not be backing “2A rights” for people who hate you and want you dead.