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🚨Guys, guys, guys, this poor pup was thrown out of car, near the Spring Louetta Walmart. Walmart called Animal Control which means he/she will end up at Harris County Pets (the most evil shelter this side of New York) and be killed in less than three days after his stray hold is up. My friend who witnessed this, who hates all animals, said it is a very nice dog, calm and friendly. It looks like an Old English Sheepdog. Can we please circulate this to try and save his/her life? It might have been stolen. If not surely someone wants this beautiful pup. Mommy is too far from Houston to do anything. Please help.🚨 @moishesmom @jlthekid9999 @lisaclareread2 @charliepawsup @jpthestraydog @haunted_mars @80sqween @rama1959 @marky_bear_uk @loopin24 @eguerre4 @cooksleyjaneen @sarahmldnenbr2 @sammy_rufared @brendaturner22 @oliverreanimate @brendaturner22 @buzby_jr @rottenroxygirl @joanmcdaniel88 can you please retweet? This is truly a matter of life and death.

@JPTheStrayDog Bus cooking is a great timesaver.

What? No! Immnot crying, someone is chopping onions. In the bus. Yes, people cooks when traveling. Legit. Immnot a liar! Well. Maybe a little lie.

Choo chooooooo!

@JPTheStrayDog Do not cry. You got yer guy -you are never alone

Traveling alone depresses me

@RepJackKimble Pray to who? Or would that be whom

Please pray for our President. He has given so much to this country and it’s been at great personal cost. May the treatments give him the relief he needs.

@JamesTate121 Prefect

Donald Trump thought he could score cheap political points by calling Bill LeRoy an “insult to Jesus” because the veteran catcher and captain of the Savannah Bananas is “beyond woke” and believes that God does not discriminate on the basis of gender. Standing in front of a roaring, sold-out Banana Ball crowd, LeRoy didn’t just clap back — he delivered a powerful, no-nonsense response that shook the stadium. “The president of the United States just said that I insulted Jesus,” LeRoy began, gripping the mic with calm intensity. “You want to know what’s a real insult to Jesus? Turning your back on people who need help while giving more to those who already have everything.” “You know what insults Jesus?” he continued, gesturing toward the crowd. “Separating families, shutting doors on those in need, and forgetting what ‘love thy neighbor’ actually means. That’s not the message I stand for — and it’s not the message this team stands for.” “You know what insults Jesus? Preaching values while ignoring compassion. Talking about faith while practicing division. That’s not faith — that’s politics dressed up as religion.” “I’m not a perfect Christian,” he said, a small smile crossing his face. “There’s only been one perfect man, and I’m not him. I’m just a catcher who believes in treating people right.” “Jesus told us to love our neighbors as ourselves… So why do we keep choosing hate, division, and fear instead?”

@DocAtCDI Oh Dad🙄

Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.

@DM_BXL @Marisya100 @NotAvgLiberal True and true, but we are accountable for taking our democracy for granted. And most of us know it. And we know that much of the world is paying a price

@Marisya100 @tweetnoxious @NotAvgLiberal Most people are naturally self-centered. It’s not an American trait; it’s the human condition. They aren't indifferent, just too busy making ends meet. They don't feel accountable for the global chaos caused by Trump's idiocy.

In the last 3 weeks, My family and I traveled to 2 different European countries, 6 different cities. These are supposed to be our allies. I can tell you first hand. Our allies hate America right now. Specifically… They hate Trump. My message to MAGA - Wake The Fuck Up.

@Marisya100 @NotAvgLiberal Well, tbh, Americans outside our element can be a bit cringe 😬 Just like travelers round the world. Most of us are horrified at who has been walking amongst us. We are not who we wanted to be as a nation. LEARN from our hubris-protect who you want to be

@tweetnoxious @NotAvgLiberal I know that not all of you are like that, but besides MAGA, there is certainly a large group in the US like the one I described. I don't think it is necessary to explain why, in general, Americans and America are not very popular in Europe is it?

@Marisya100 @NotAvgLiberal I disagree. While whining about inflation is a national sport, it is not our whole being. We (I want to say most of us) want a peaceful happy world just as you do. And btw, Twitter X does not define us

@NotAvgLiberal Let's stay realistic; it's not just MAGA. Most Americans don't give a damn if the world goes in the wrong direction because of them, as long as they don't notice it themselves Just look at how they whine when gasoline goes up a few cents,and there is a risk of famine due to this

@gnuman1979 😂Highschool must have been hell for him

That's unfortunate,

@_DOGPOOL_ This is why you do it baby Best news of the day - her golden years will be golden ❤️

Samantha was adopted at our event yesterday! She is a sweet senior I pulled some time ago. Just had been overlooked I think for her age. Not yesterday. A young couple that had been here a couple times decided that she was right for them! I actually got to deliver her to them last evening! Enjoy your new life little girl. So happy for you!

@gnuman1979 Now do Robin

Fear me, for I am the night.

@DocAtCDI Nnnope

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

@Eman5695 💔

Tux, my healthy, gorgeous, 8 year old Tuxedo died suddenly. One minute he was looking at me with his beautiful bright eyes and the next thing I knew he fell off his perch and was dead when he hit the floor. I just can’t believe it. I’m 70, retired and he was my companion. My vet said it is not uncommon for cats to die suddenly due to hidden heart issues. That’s what they think happened. The hidden blessing is that he didn’t have time to suffer. I’ve had cats all my life but Tux was more than a cat. He was my sweet boy. Thanks for listening.

@Beata_Azlan You gave him Azlan’s bed because he loved it. On top of all the things you did for that pup you gifted him with part of your ❤️ Thank you so much

SOMEONE DUMPED THE DOG IN OUR AREA!!!!💔 Mom here: So sorry we’ve been absent this last week, but we were all taken by this sad situation😞This is a third dog that made his way to our home within 10 years of owning our lake home! Third dog not chipped, not neutered, full of ticks, malnourished with signs of abuse. My husband found him, gave him water, food, earned his trust he named him temporarily Johnny Boy. Knowing his condition we truly didn’t want him to go back where he came from, but we still did the right thing & made the post on local Facebook & spread the word between the locals, as expected, no one tried to reach out. We couldn’t get him closed to Arći as he was full of ticks. We didn’t know if he was a dog friendly & Arći being a little puppy I did not want to take that risk. We created him a space with comfortable bed in our storage room short walk from the house, but also behind the fence where Arći hangs out. Meanwhile I called at least 20 shelters to try to find him a spot, they were all full. That is where the sad part happens when you lose a hope but we were determined to help him… Johnny Boy was hanging out with my husband daily, being on a job site with him, enjoying rides in off road buggy, being such a gentle boy! Now the happy part: few days ago, one of our helper that works for us saw the dog on the job site & fell in love with him. He took a picture of him, showed him to his family & reached out to us that he would like to meet him with his dog & his kids. Well, the rest is a history. They absolutely loved him. It turns out Johnny Boy now Moses is dog friendly & really really loves the kiddos. He now has a beautiful home, loving family, few acres of the backyard & peace in mind he will never be dumped again. Moses had a vet checkup. He is now updated on the shots, we offered to pay for his neutering & the chip we sent him to a new home with the bed that actually belonged to Azlan as he really enjoyed it, we gave them flea & tick shampoo & some food! Our hearts are absolutely joyful to the fullest as we get the updates how well he’s doing with his forever family. Just look how those girls love him❤️❤️❤️ Have a great life Moses! 🥹 #dogs #doglovers #happyending

@DocAtCDI Add a scoop a day of Raisin Bran

I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.

@gnuman1979 Not a man in the world stepping into that pool

Dammit.

@gnuman1979 Janesville has been slapped hard these last few storms

Wonder if that is considered holy water. Janesville WI.

@RepJackKimble Glory hallelujah. His day is done Off to the club

This is the biggest military victory since we stopped the Vietnamese from invading the United States back in the 1970s!! Thank you, President Trump.

@DocAtCDI 🙄

Someone stole my Willy Warmer from the washing line! I'm not bothered about the warmer; I just want the 40 clothespins back.