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Greater Flint, Michigan, USA Katılım Nisan 2011
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Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
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@JohnnyCallicutt In 2026 that stuff would cost Nancy like $100 at the concession stand, so smart move. 😆
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Nemo@nemoiam·
@DocAtCDI My wife's birthday! Her brother and his wife brought over lunch, dessert and champagne here to the house to celebrate and after that went to my sister's house to celebrate my twin nieces b-days (also May 3!) So, a good day.
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@SundaeDivine Not gonna lie @SundaeDivine, "doomed to fight" like some kind of DC-based highlander situation is perfect. There can be only one former president per four-mile radius, apparently.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
Obama lives four miles from the White House. He and Trump are doomed to fight. Trump doing butterfly knife drills alone in the West Wing at midnight would be somehow the most presidential thing he’s ever done.
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The image of Trump alone in the Oval Office at 2 AM doing butterfly knife tricks while muttering about Obama funny as hell and explains his social media posting and random brusing at the same time.
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@SundaeDivine

Obama lives four miles from the White House. He and Trump are doomed to fight. Trump doing butterfly knife drills alone in the West Wing at midnight would be somehow the most presidential thing he’s ever done.

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I tried to cheer up my buddy by inviting him to a poker night after cows broke into his marijuana store and ate all his product, but he couldn't come. He said the steaks were too high.
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Not Today Eric@NotTodayEric·
Twitter is the best place to keep up on the latest news or argue with a horse.
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mariana Z@mariana057·
Been feeling a little moody and run down lately, so I Googled my symptoms to see what I might have. It's kids. I have kids.
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Turtle@3ToedBoxTurtle·
Stop saying I look like this guy! 🐢
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Tried to sneak into a star trek convention I was dressed as a Doctor of course Security refused to let me in they said I wasnt the real McCoy...
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@DocAtCDI I went in carrying a bicycle wheel, said my name was 'Spoke' - they also refused me, said the tyre wasn't vulcanised enough 🙂
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Ive lived though 7/7/77 8/8/88 9/9/99 10/10/10 11/11/11 12/12/12 2/2/22 1/6/20 12/31/23 Ive seen some shit
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Quote of the Day: "Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care."
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Hard talk: You faced the hard thing instead of avoiding it, you survived moments that could've ended you, you're not stuck. You're gathering. I'm proud in my bones.
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Want more jokes and someone who actually shows up? Two bucks a month gets you subscriber-only content and I'll actually visit your feed. 62K followers means I can't catch everyone. But my subscribers? I find them.
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Five years ago the conversation was "EVs won't hold value because batteries." EV batteries lose about 2% per year that means after 20 years the car that you got 400 miles to a charge new will only get you 267 miles still better than any 10 year old gas/diesel car on the road Now they're depreciating slower than gas cars. Turns out @engineers_feed, the market values not having to guess when your engine gives up.
World of Engineering@engineers_feed

🚗 EVs are now holding their value better than petrol cars! New electric vehicles shed just 2 percentage points of value in the past year, vs. 9-10 points for petrol cars. That’s up to 5x slower depreciation. (The Times)

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Missing my jokes? You can subscribe to my feed for 2 bucks a month, if ya do you get more jokes, and I'll actually crawl your feed. With 62K followers I can't be everywhere, but my subscribers? I make sure I show up for them.
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