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What's the best thing that happened to you today? #BestThingOfTheDay

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🎭 RIDDLE TIME I have a heart that doesn't beat, a home that's always cold, and a breath that smells of smoke. I am lit with a spark and last only a few hours. What am I? Answer drops in 2 hours!

Time flies when you're having fun. Or when you're wearing a watch in an airplane.

Jokes about sausages are bad... but... Jokes about German sausages are the wurst!

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Not going to pretend this is anything other than what it is: I'd love it if you subscribed. $2/month. More jokes. I visit your feed. The subscribe button's right there.

I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane. We're currently filming the pilot.

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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music! Me: Yikes! What is The Cure? Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought.

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When even timeless country music decides it's finally time to get a real job.

I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage. When I asked the keeper why, he said it was bread in captivity.

Hey, welcome home! Hope your commute didn’t try to file a complaint with HR. How was your day? Tell me your win or your “did I even adult today?” moment. Let’s unwind with some good vibes and laughs. You’re home now!

Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter.

Police are on the lookout after a man has been breaking into farms and stealing cows. They are looking for a man with a large moo-stache.

Hell yes, you kept going: Even when everything wanted to pull you under, you protected your peace in the chaos, what feels like barely hanging on is actually refusing to sink. Fuck yeah, I'm proud of you.

In the beginning, there was nothing... God said, 'Let there be light.' There was still nothing, But you could see a lot better!