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@ali_sivi gazpacho

they should invent a food that sounds appetizing when it's 100 degrees outside

I could never work in vet med I watch one video of a puppy overheating and hyperventilating and I start bawling

@bf_crane YESSS I LOVE TALL PEOPLE AT CONCERTS DISCOURSE

One time me & my 6’5 brother arrived early to a concert to make sure we were front row. A short girl fought her way to the front 5 min before the show starts & asked if she could stand in front of him. He refused out of principle & she called him a “fucking ogre” lol

would Trump supporters still like him if he got black mirrored. yall know what im talking about

@cherryxmuva @glockinmyspiel odor absorption I think

@glockinmyspiel i have it in there bc i know im supposed to but i literally dont know for what

Young hoes don’t put baking soda in the fridge anymore

@PossumPatriot Did a woman tell you this or are you just making shit up

@Spanish_Techno Women don't date bi men because they don't want to get STDs, which are rampant among gays/bis. Stop trying to guilt women into getting HIV.

I can’t stand rainbow anything. I think it’s super tacky. I think we should decide on something else. I think we have too many fucking flags. I don’t care if bisexual women bring their boyfriends to pride. When women say they wouldn’t date a bi man because they’re bi, I immediately lose a little bit of respect for them. I think it’s homophobic and that they’re directly contributing to men’s fixation on and insecurities about correctly performing “masculinity.” Okay, I think that’s it. Bye.

whatever happened to salad spinners. do people still use those

@Canadawinsass @LartinMeff Why would a trust fund baby ride the subway. your insults don’t make any sense

@twosnips @LartinMeff Just pay your subway fares you white trust fund piece of shit.

idc what you call yourself, the solution to someone smoking in a public place is not to call the cops. You deal with it for the 5 minutes they’re smoking or move cars, and pray we can work towards living in a high trust society. cops have killed over noise complaints.

@femaleuncle Also people who don’t greet servers when they approach their table

My most unwoke opinion is that I believe in the carceral system but only for people who ride lime scooters on the sidewalk like it’s legitimately deeply antisocial behavior and there’s no saving you

@lallathurayya wrong i am neither artificial nor intelligent

@twosnips AI

Hi

Played naked in the woods, now I gotta check My bush for ticks :-/

@givemebudlight Shrek absolutely quivering seeing this tweet

men always complain about swamp ass but they dont understand Swamp Pussy

@Mac176182187178 @bloodythingg finally

@bloodythingg honeydew is actually awful

wats the worst fruit ever n why is it banana

@Canadawinsass @LartinMeff boomer spotted worry about your social security check first

@twosnips @LartinMeff We just need cops to arrest criminals and crime supporting faggots to shut the fuck up and pay their subway fares.

@aquamarniefilms @name_redacted_ I’m not from Miami

@name_redacted_ @twosnips Of course you people are from Miami lol

wait let him cook

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