xthyl ultynil

Really cool that we have nowhere to put crazy people

this is exactly what she means, babe. if you aren't a fun and cool enough person to have a silly conversation or talk about something that isn't your absolute favorite topic without suddenly talking like a reddit mod who has let his power go to his head, you're a bad date.

This couple decided to have a lightsaber duel at their wedding instead of a dance by the bride and groom

One of my fav parts of anal is the fact the pussy is like sorta just wet and neglected like omg

"Hey let's have sex." "No sorry, I'm saving myself for Chad or possibly BBC." "..."

I feel like this is just a high level RCT feat.

I think about you Haibara, realest one I know

We seriously need more insane yandere content. Why is there no content of a yandere defiling her lovers corpse?? Yall r missing out

how r we feelin bout the “taiwan is a red herring and china’s actually gonna move on russia” theory

I am once again reminding you that Stacy voted for Mitt Romney.

Fanboys will watch Luke Skywalker toss his lightsaber aside and fail to realize that Satine Kryze was always right. There are moments when violence is necessary in self-defense. But it is never the answer for peace and restoration. Star Wars is fundamentally against war.