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Please be patient with me, I'm from the 1900s. Time Magazine Person of the Year (2006)

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UncappedTurtle (Shellebrity)@uncappedturtle·
Three times in less than a month. Apparently I'm back because the bot got scolded again. The site is unusable. Didn't even get a message I was restored. Left in the lurch, unable to access anything. You can't even remove or cancel your subscription when they do this to you.
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Mike
Mike@mike_smi5357227·
@TheLaurenChen You just saw a meme and now think you know. I got this every year in the Marines Troops get that on their services birthday and on holidays and Division related anniversaries too. It’s not uncommon
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Jay Engelmayer
Jay Engelmayer@jengelmayer·
@MarioNawfal - as with the post you deleted earlier and many others where you got the information from AiTelly that turned out to be patently false, this too is wrong. Seriously, you know you’ve had credibility issues due to reporting you got from sources like and specifically AiTelly, why continue to use them as a source for factual information?
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇮🇷🇺🇸🇬🇧 Iran just proved its missiles can reach far beyond the Middle East Iran fired two intermediate-range ballistic missiles at Diego Garcia, a joint U.S.-UK military base sitting 4,000 kilometers away in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Neither hit the base, but the message landed harder than any warhead could. Tehran has always publicly claimed its missile range tops out at 2,000 km. This strike attempt doubles that number overnight. The Khorramshahr-4 that likely carried out the attack can also deliver cluster warheads, the same munitions that have been devastating Israeli cities for three weeks. Look at the map. A 4,000 km range from Tehran draws a circle that reaches Paris, London, and most of Europe. Every NATO capital that thought this war was a distant Middle Eastern problem just realized Iranian missiles could theoretically reach their doorstep. Source: @sentdefender WSJ
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🇮🇷🇺🇸 How Iran hit the "unhittable" jet The F-35 is invisible to radar. It was never invisible to heat. Iran likely used infrared tracking systems that detect engine exhaust instead of radar signatures. Because these systems emit no energy, the F-35's warning systems never alerted the pilot he was being targeted. The suspected weapon: Iran's 358 missile, a hybrid between a loitering drone and a surface-to-air missile that hunts using optical and infrared sensors, bypassing stealth entirely. Stealth dominates radar. Physics doesn't care. Source: AiTelly

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Maga Puppy
Maga Puppy@Maga_Pup·
@LePapillonBlu2 The military does not commit to congress, period. She knows that, just wanted to get the ignorant up in arms over her nothing burger. I'll be willing to bet he has upheld his oath much, much, better than she has.
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Scott Feely
Scott Feely@SfgRaiders1·
@LePapillonBlu2 I would work that information through my chain of command. That is the correct answer. They do not break chain of command and go to Congress; Warren knows this as does this fine soldier!
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Insurrection Barbie
Insurrection Barbie@DefiyantlyFree·
BREAKING: Riverside County Sheriff Bianco seized 1,000 boxes of ballots tied to the Nov. 2025 special election after citizens found 45,896 MORE votes counted than ballots received. Now CA Attorney General Rob Bonta is trying to STOP him from counting them. Why is the AG afraid of a count?
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Brandon Herrera
Brandon Herrera@TheAKGuy·
@HouseMajPAC @katy4congress I’m literally praising the sacrifices made by mothers and their contributions to society. Is this supposed to hurt me?
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Kurt Schlichter
Kurt Schlichter@KurtSchlichter·
The new PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC/Kelly Turnbull graphic novel BLUE FLAME is coming!🔥🇺🇸🔥 Join the crowd funding campaign to get this off the ground! LINK IN BIO!
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Thomas Stevenson
Thomas Stevenson@RealTStevenson·
Tyler Robinson confessed at least three times that he killed Kirk to: 1) His parents 2) His friends (in writing) 3) His trans lover (in writing) All evidence points to him, and nobody else, you conspiracy theory morons.
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 BREAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: Democrats have TANKED the funding bill to re-open TSA and DHS, intentionally making the American people SUFFER while they continue skipping the line, 47-37 16 Senators couldn't even be bothered to show up to VOTE. These people are the scum of the earth. They couldn’t care less about you or your family.
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Jesse Kelly
Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC·
Dear GOP: Democrats have created 3 hour wait times at the airport because they don’t want illegal aliens deported. There’s your messaging. Put it on repeat.
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
JUST IN: City of Elgin, Illinois, has FIRED Police Officer Jason Lentz after he made a post online suggesting that ICE check certain locations for criminal illegals. A law enforcement officer got punished for wanting to crack down on criminals. INSANE
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Zack
Zack@Asmongold·
@SeanDaBlack Yall just keep posting my greatest hits
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I,Hypocrite
I,Hypocrite@lporiginalg·
Chuck Norris, who once stopped a chainsaw with his bare hands, has passed away at 86. Rest in Power✊
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