god’s favouritest little darling

been taking the “wow you have siblings? I thought you were an only child!” admissions as compliments lately

only men who understand the art of courting win in a way that is meaningful… the rest is all fluff

I don’t know which young lady needs to hear this

I have to admit . my unborn children have missed out on some pretty sick surnames. which really makes me think something even greater is written for them

heavy on the That

youth is beautiful and you only realise once it’s already slipped through your fingers

if I get with a war criminal do you think they’d put us on vogue weddings. personally I would think it depends on the war

in another country in a sprinter van with my coworkers & its as if life is just preparing me to be cast on the real housewives of Beverly Hills by the time I hit 30

@Raiyaaaannn 😭😭😭😭😭

@vaneezadotcom Everyone's favourite PSL team is Quetta Gladiators

men are beautiful creatures

@Raiyaaaannn the flag next to the location pin

@vaneezadotcom how did u do that

@dontharrisme it’s men (paid partnership label)

@vaneezadotcom barely a contest

@dontharrisme there is a clear winner in this race

@vaneezadotcom so are koalas

honestly Yeah

what do you mean I’m “driving you crazy”. I don’t even have a license

she was real as hell for this

I really need two pet swans like expeditiously

baby’s first frustration induced cry in three years

affirmation: I will have at least 12 mai tais this week

good girls go to heaven & bad girls go everywhere! and then to heaven too