god’s favouritest little darling

if I get with a war criminal do you think they’d put us on vogue weddings. personally I would think it depends on the war

in another country in a sprinter van with my coworkers & its as if life is just preparing me to be cast on the real housewives of Beverly Hills by the time I hit 30

@Raiyaaaannn 😭😭😭😭😭

@vaneezadotcom Everyone's favourite PSL team is Quetta Gladiators

men are beautiful creatures

@Raiyaaaannn the flag next to the location pin

@vaneezadotcom how did u do that

@dontharrisme it’s men (paid partnership label)

@vaneezadotcom barely a contest

@dontharrisme there is a clear winner in this race

@vaneezadotcom so are koalas

honestly Yeah

what do you mean I’m “driving you crazy”. I don’t even have a license

she was real as hell for this

I really need two pet swans like expeditiously

baby’s first frustration induced cry in three years

affirmation: I will have at least 12 mai tais this week

good girls go to heaven & bad girls go everywhere! and then to heaven too

the worst sin i ever committed was being born as an interesting, beautiful, woman

the key to a good life is to have your resting state be one of mild amusement

working very hard to become unpalatable

poems that rhyme make me laugh

there’s something sooo beautiful and almost erotic about fighting with someone you love but I’ve never loved anyone enough to fight them

@dontharrisme marlboro double switch (purple)

@vaneezadotcom what the obvious tastes like? I have a vague idea about the other two.

dinner: iced butter latte and coconut milk cake. and, well, the obvious