Velcro Ripper

Crazy that I’m single when I’m such an amazing cook

Iran is screwed… They have called for ground troops..

@GuntherEagleman Oh fine for tv but when I did that at Wendy’s they called the po po.. Double standard

🚨 FOX NEWS’ ABBY HORNACEK just got SUPLEXED on LIVE TV like a total boss! She pops right up: “I don’t think I can be a wrestler… The mic pack did not survive!” She took it like a champ!

@MickeyBlowtorch @mnsibley Noticed your copy wasn’t on the shelf, must be re-reading it I keep mine on the night stand

My bookcase is exponentially more prestigious thanks to the likes of @mnsibley

Had some wear marks from use it’s vintage before Zen did his wizard stuff, used 80-3000 grit then semichrome with a buffer wheel attachment on a drill. Will repeat 500-3000 one more time to the the last few imperfections for full mirror. This was a quick hours work Got the foam sanding kit off Amazon for next to nothing

@velcroripper Brasso?

Polished the brass… came out like new

@smcroasters @mkedgt2 If he is all he says he is in his bio, I am a model/physicist porn star action hero

This dude unironically put “sheepdog” in his business name. Then posted this loser’s mentality for the world to see. You cannot make this shit up.

@ShirleyJwriter Maybe it wasn’t wrong but just misunderstood

I slept wrong.

@ShirleyJwriter Obviously

If you sit on the floor, that means you want Daisy in your lap.

I shall ride the ol timey train tomorrow as an advanced scout to determine if 5ft would find it interesting. Last time she saw this train she was 5 years old and her grandpa took her (he has passed) There is a 50/50 chance she’ll like it or cry the whole time.. Now just to think how to convince her to go in costume…. I did look up this hat… it’s $895 damn…

would you like some delicious ass fudge?

Yall wonder why we poke @mnsibley so much… Well he’s the reason for the sign sooo

You seem tense… you should eat something… Try the stuffed calm… very very good…

@62_Continental Amazon

@velcroripper Where?

5ft: what are you wearing to the Business review meeting in Gotham next month? I’m trying to plan my packing and want to look nice and professional… Me:

@62_Continental I have ordered it…

@velcroripper Would daily.

@AnnaDsays Killing it!!

Handsome boy wearing his chess medal after winning his baseball game 20-2.

@aredneckwalkabt @ChrisWesterfie7 Nah I’ll just ram it in… It will loosen up eventually

@ChrisWesterfie7 @velcroripper

A problem I am very familiar with… it fits in the sheath only with force….

Just realized now that I will be giving my small pocket knife to 5ft I have to sharpen it to a razors edge or she’ll give me grief….. I am not skilled like @ZenfinityDesign so I will take 5x longer to accomplish the task. I don’t want to see this look from her… it’s scary…

@ShirleyJwriter Good on you sis…

I had such a good day off. Beaded. Planted a ton of flower seeds. Did laundry. Talked to old friends from kindergarten. Talked to my mom. Sat in the sun. Feel refreshed and ready to go back to work.