Football Manager Hair on Politicians

@TreborRhurbarb @markofsoton @sarah_ox_laugh Yes?

@visualsatire @markofsoton Is your solicitor @sarah_ox_laugh?

Exclusive first look at Gillian Anderson as Ron Atkinson

@TreborRhurbarb @markofsoton You've still basically stolen my IP. You'll be hearing from my solicitor 😡

@markofsoton No, the person who runs that (@visualsatire) is a complete idiot. You hear me @visualsatire? You're a total prat.

🚨 | EXCLUSIVE: The Champions League inspired @EmiratesFACup anthem commissioned by the Football Association has been leaked ahead of its debut in the 2026/27 season.

@zatzi Lmao

There are an estimated 20,000 foxhounds in the U.K. Those who want to ban trail hunting - hounds and horses chasing a scent trail laid by man - would lead to them all being put down. That’s what ignorant “animal rights” campaigners want. 20,000 dead dogs. So here’s an AI photograph of what a small proportion of that might look like.

@altgazza 🥲👍

@visualsatire THANKYOI COLD WAR STEVE . O REALLY NEEDED TO SEE THIS ONE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Keir Starmer with the hair of Mikel Arteta.

@eyuplovely @iwrite4jacobin I remember foods

✡️🐒 🤝 🇵🇸

@Viral_Ben I'll have two from the top Carol 😉😉😉😉

Fuck, for a second there I thought Jeffrey Epstein was in dictionary corner!

Rachel Reeves with the hair of Kevin Keegan.

@BarryCombo x.com/i/status/20027…

Welcome to the new era. A future full of wondrous ocean boiling possibilities. This is the Advanced FMHOP hAIr Studio. Prompt: Donald Trump with a hair island.

@2012Studies @Orwell_Fan @BazakeMedia Here's hoping Zara Sultana has intercepted the payment! How much are we talking, Kelvin?

@Orwell_Fan @BazakeMedia ...oh god Si!

🚨 | ANNOUNCEMENT: Our sister company BAZAKE Games is launching a truly fiendish VHS video boardgame called VATmosfear. You must guide The Chancellor (Lady Reeves) through various dungeons while avoiding the dastardly Count Corbyn.

@CharlieM_OBE You are one of my favourite complete fuckwits on this app. Outstanding barnet too 👏👏👏👏👏

He’ll

@Orwell_Fan I've been listening to a lot of The Traitor

"The artist I spent the most time listening to in a corporate freebie premium hospitality box this year? I think I'd have to say, Brat Summers."

@BarryCombo I'm back. Just in time for publishers to offer me a Christmas book deal.

@UC_Borehamwood Well done to Wiktor last Saturday. Made a lot of money off him at Man v Dogs IV 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

This is a message to all poppy sellers who trespass on campus: YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE! If you, or any other charity beggers invade our campus, you'll be getting a visit from Graeme and Wiktor, our not-so-friendly campus safety officers 💪

We are delighted to reveal the special goalkeeper gloves our custodians will be wearing throughout the #Remembrance period, starting with tomorrow's game against Smeeth St. Mary. #LestWeForget #RemembranceSunday #Poppies #PoppyAppeal #BehindThemAlways #TwoMinuteSilence #SRFC

@BazakeMedia Not sure the FA would appreciate Amorim groping some Hollywood starlet on the sidelines to be honest, lads 🤨

🚨 | BREAKING: Manchester United fan Pedro Pascal is said to be "open" to helping Ruben Amorim with anxiety busting techniques after the Utd coach was pictured unable to watch his team take penalties during their shock EFL Cup exit to Grimsby.