Derrick

A moment of quiet gratitude for the people patient enough to get me to where I am today. God be a flower budding from a weedy yard.

@NifMuhammad A cave steak? Medium rare? Absolutely a date. The real question to me is "can you keep up?" I can't but I am ok with being a kept man who raises the kids while my partner hunts and prepares.

FELLAS. if she takes you down to her self-made covert underground cave and cooks you a meal over an open flame is that a date?????

I figured it'll be a zoo during registration tomorrow, so I was hoping to sort this async tonight. Anything else I can try?

@rubyconf Attending but I get "Please use an email address from an approved domain to join this workspace without an invitation" error when trying to join Slack link Tried the email address that received welcome guide emails and the one that Eventbrite knows.

This is still 100% true. The amount of fear I have for this fictional fox's well-being might be unhealthy.

Sorry I'm not really here this morning yet. I haven't had my daily dose of Kelela's "Raven" blending in "Bruises" this morning.

@BlackAerynSun real. and the pressure game is so different. did my caramel sauce come out as hard sugar instead of a sauce? yes. do *i* care? absolutely not. am i worried about me judging me? nope. this is just delicious sugar

@whyderrick I do This regularly. Imma pamper myself till I find someone who deserves me (or not).

i highly recommend cooking date meals for solo eating sometimes. i feel paaaampered.

I was never in favor of praying for the confidence of a mediocre white man. I knew what sort of chaos that would bring. I thought I did. This run of Twitter management is something else.

This man said "entreprenigga entreprenigga i did it all on my own" and it's not even the best thing on the album. Mad luv 4 Luv 4 Rent man

Man that exchange on "curtains" where smino is just talkin with his elder put me in tears. "This boy, and excuse me for calling you boy —" "—forever" "He got that aura about him that he can take people places."

Might mess around and reengage my relationship with subtext. More intentional, but allowed. Willingly clarified subtext. No. This tweet is not subtext.

Reading ancient texts is amazing because you'll come across the most stunning brag bars anywhere. "There are nine types of abyss. I have show him three. Try bringing him again."

@NifMuhammad They let Brett Goldstein on and he played Roy Kent. Ain't no way record of cussing is a dq

there's a vast public record of me cursing way too much in public interviews and whatnot but trust me I would get it together, I have deep respect for the neighborhood and its residents

what will it take for me to finally come thru and kick it on the block @sesamestreet

What has the pandemic done to my fashion sense? I would absolutely rock this fit Bob has on.

I thought to myself "how is memph bleek? Is he still a millionaire?" And i guess he must be, cuz if im honest i can't sing your praises if you promised on wax to keep me laced and reneged.

This got too far off the meter of the song... I absolutely don't apologize for any of this.

🎶 I apologize/ me an' my coworkers been busy 🎶

@masc_soft @definatalie Yooo, i had forgotten about the worms all over the sidewalks after the rain and had never considered pesticides... 🥲

@definatalie oakland used to have a) regular seasonal rain & b) earthworms covering the sidewalk after. ain't no rain and ain't no worms (cmon drought & pesticides)

Man, say what you will (especially about the seduction dance), but this man is in an empty club having an amazing time. Commendable and admirable behavior.

@controlpl4n3 Asking how you came to Chelsea's tweet because her past tweets and conference talks make very clear that she knows how computers work at a higher level than middle schoolers.

@controlpl4n3 This is a head-scratcher. How did you come to Chelsea's tweet? This is a commentary on the product not thinking through an offline/no connectivity use case. If I'm reading your response correctly, you're implying she's missing a literacy the average teen has. That correct?