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@ech0laliac @katiedimartin oh, hey I have *got* to tell you the story sometime of my first class in articulatory phonetics!! It's too long for twitter and I have to run, but the TL;DR is that I understood how our speech sounds to birds like their songs sound to us.

@RepAuchincloss @blaise/113959835181992176" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">hachyderm.io/@blaise/113959…

How is this not illegal??? Cards Against Humanity is PAYING people who didn't vote in 2020 to apologize, make a voting plan, and post #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet—up to $100 for blue-leaning people in swing states. I helped by getting a 2024 Election Pack: Apologize.lol

The Harris Walz camo caps are cool. Could we get a us company like @allusaclothing or rickshawbags.com to come up with a way to make them in the USA ? @AFLCIO #madewithunity @thedemo

I checked in to see if #KamalaisaCop has started trending yet.

No surprise #TrumpIsARapist is trending. What seems less clear is the total number of lies Conald told during the #debatenight2024 . sethabramson.substack.com/p/donald-trump… only lists 604 and I wonder if the count is higher?

Now that we know Conald didn't attend any of his kids graduations, including #Ivanka , I suppose we'll see #SleepyDonald trending again.

@BelleStruts youtu.be/I9MwJ2nYf3w They did a nice job on this video, it will go viral.

Monday, millions of manbabies will pretend to not watch the first criminal trial of a former US president begin. But keep earplugs handy. Their mentally submissive entitlement empathy for Trump in so great, they'll collectively scream like little girls if he sits on his nuts.

@Firecaptain16 youtu.be/I9MwJ2nYf3w

#inners Eric Hovde is another multi-millionaire Bank executive from california. Another out-of-state moron trying to fill a senate seat when they don't even reside in that state. He is trying to run for Tammy Baldwin's senate seat in Wisconsin.

@razzli_ youtu.be/I9MwJ2nYf3w

How are MAGA Republicans able to reconcile being devout Christians, while supporting a known rapist and philanderer? #HushMoneyTrial

Do NOT RT this link. It will go viral and musk will get upset with me: youtu.be/I9MwJ2nYf3w

Inspired by the brilliant work of the @ProjectLincoln , this parody youtu.be/69jbkoY3Dys?si… is spot on #godsmelledtrump @MeidasTouch Thanks @JamesCarville , for encouragement t amplify the mockery.

@IanColdwater This is more succinct than I told the Facebook recruiter. Something about not being able to live with the stain on my record....

@cybersecmeg As the child of an adult parent, I find that interaction both endearing and familiar.

conversations with my mother, who is an attorney and owns a law firm: mom: i’m doing my continuing education credits and they’re teaching us about cybersecurity and supply chain attacks! me: oh wow mom: i’ve learned about cisa.gov, how to protect PII, and that law firms should have something called an “incident response plan” me: you don’t say! mom: yes. some large law firms even have IT people on staff just to handle these… “cybersecurity incidents” me: oh, how interesting 💀

@sunglassesface Well, for one, your sleeves are too short.

Got kicked out of a Portuguese gym yesterday for wearing these clothes. Which is fair, but they didn't tell me there was a dress code when I signed up online. Then while I was telling the owner "this is why your gym is empty" someone there recognized me and came up to me and said "you're a fucking idiot" Interesting dynamic.

@Firecaptain16 Why do I see a similarity between the green-banded broodsac and the orange cheetoh infection we had in the White House?

#Maddow #wagnertonight Science break. This amber snail has been infected with a parasitic called the green-banded broodsac. This flatworm infects the snails forcing its eyestalks to pulsate. The action atracks birds which pluck the eyestalks to reproduce in the birds intestines.

@timnitGebru Yes, the post is shameless and I hope some journalist does a long form piece on how the incompetence of @Penn in discouraging her from her research is exceeded only by the hubris of their PR dept taking credit for her success in spite of them.

I was just reading that Penn demoted her to this position, after removing her from the tenure track. Is that correct? If so this post right here is absolutely shameless.

@Maaikees Honestly, if you're looking for high quality interactions, Fediverse is a better bet.

@ITSourceress Same here.

I'm slowly realizing I have work-PTSD from the last two rounds of layoffs I endured. Every "do you have a second?" message or meeting to discuss "team strategy" sends me into a full blown panic. Anyone else?

@urlichsanais @vfarcic 1) It's not ok. 2) @vfarcic is the BOSS, he doesn't need a title. 3) you are the DUCHESS, you don't need one either.

I just want everyone to know that I have spent 6 years in Developer Advocacy, three of which are in the cloud native space and I do not have a senior title and that is ok. (cough cough -- As long as @vfarcic doesn't have one either!)