Joseph Blythe

@deafhavana literally make up 50% of my top 10 all time streamed songs.

@xevekiah I work 1 to 1 with 14-16 year olds for GCSE. They tell me random things that happen at school, and I have asked them to report stuff/reported stuff to their parents several times. There are loads of low effort teachers out there, and so many creepy ones.

I was 16 when I told a male teacher that a boy in class wouldn’t stop making comments about my body. He sighed like I was inconveniencing him and said, “Well… what were you wearing?” I remember feeling embarrassed, like I’d done something wrong. I even replayed my outfit in my head, jeans and a hoodie. It took me years to realize he wasn’t asking for context. He was looking for a way to blame me

I was in the car with my ex and her stepdad when I first heard @3doorsdown Brad Arnold's voice was a comfort in some tough times. Give this song a go in his memory: open.spotify.com/track/3qAa5EFK…

@3doorsdown Hero. RIP my man

@jaannn30_ @damzychillin Wolverhampton Wanderers has an A anyway

@damzychillin Leeds United.

Aside Wolves , name any premier league club without letter "A" IMPOSSIBLE

ALBUM OF THE YEAR post on Substack now! open.substack.com/pub/wooperark/…

I've selected my top ten albums of the year. josephblythewriter.wordpress.com/2025/12/11/alb… feat. @ASITISofficial @googoodolls @maydayparade @riseagainst @adtr @thedarkness @iseestarsmusic @OMandM @silverstein @Architectsuk @AllTimeLow @deafhavana @GrayscalePA #rock #metal #albumoftheyear

@meadowiIton Actors acting. Big shock in the modern manosphere.

men constantly saying ‘omg what about tom holland’ whenever zendaya appears in a movie with a love interest grinds my fucking gears

Put rockstars on @BBCBreakfast and then complain about them being rockstars on @BBCBreakfast

@Robbie_T7 @FutOffsides My criticism was the foul on Perri more than the offside. Didn't get looked at.

@FutOffsides As a Leeds fan I still see you’re wrong….. For 1, the line is out, also the actual VAR camera is all mapped and calibrated, set to certain measurements from various points in Elland Road. (As in every ground it is used).

🚨❌VAR validated yet another offside goal in the Premier League. 📸Ekitike was OFFSIDE in the build-up to Liverpool's second goal against Leeds. ⚠️This is now the 6th offside error in just 4 matchweeks.

See You in Hell by @wstrband is the first song I've listened to as a 26 year old

@JeremyClarkson Excellent day today Jezza lad

In 1970, some Leeds fans put a dog shit in my school cap because I supported Chelsea. This game matters

@bullshitlit And the comment section proves your point...

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Also updated my recent publications, sharing links and backgrounds and gracious thanks to editors. josephblythewriter.wordpress.com/category/publi…

Updated me blog. Wow I'm shocking at time management. josephblythewriter.wordpress.com/2025/11/23/blo…

@90sfootball LUCIANO BECCHIO

Who is your favourite ever footballer from Argentina? 🇦🇷

Being up late and hearing my hamster on his wheel is peak life

Guess what! I updated my blog! Blogging when I need to be writing - October 2025, is out now! Have a read josephblythewriter.wordpress.com/2025/10/19/blo…

A little background on my poem 'I hate when my teenage crushes turn out to be fascists', out now in ANARKISS zine vol.09 josephblythewriter.wordpress.com/2025/10/19/poe…