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There was once a homeless midget girl named DJ Shortstack. The drunken dwarf wandered into our condo party. My friend Kris slept with her. He gained no pot of gold and had to throw out his bedding. The end.
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Amish Legend (but not Amish)
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Amish Legend (but not Amish)
@worxerrtime
My ancestors were Viking and Comanche, but my renown is among the Amish. They will never accept me though. It is complicated. I'm like Batman to them.
United States Beigetreten Ekim 2025
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@jeremymstamper It is playing in my head right now... Its true I hire my body out for pay, a hey hey!
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@worxerrtime We had real entertainment back then. And theme songs.
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@Mio_Mind It is 1 guy outta hundreds of millions and you want to project your impression of him onto us all... really says more about you than us.
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The World Cup is great because of the fans
But somehow Americans turn this around and make it about themselves again
Peak self absorption
Ian Miller@ianmSC
I don’t know, maybe the US should just host every World Cup
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@GaethjeNoPower Its June. They get a year. If he fights in January or February, that's not so bad.
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If Justin Gaethje is serious about not fighting again in 2026, he should be stripped of his “title” immediately. You are 38 and no one wanted you as champ anyway and you obviously didn’t win under a fair commission.
Cut the bullshit UFC, we were off to a great start this year.
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@GlynnErnesto This is not our "immigration policy." It is not even a complete report on these specific situations. Nor is it supported with any kind of source. Best I can tell, aside from the ref part (I'm assuming it happened), it looks like you are just saying something you heard somewhere.
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@worxerrtime Well lets compare your immigration policy in this world cup, to all the other hosts:
- award winning and fifa accredited referee denied tentry
- 90% of moroccan and senagalese fans unable to attend
There is no precedent for this in world cup history
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Maybe America should go fuck itself.
The World Cup should never be hosted in a nation where it’s like the 5th most popular sport at best.
It’s in a shitty timezone, had shitty leaders and immigration policies, and doesn’t respect the spirit of the game.
Hard no for me Ian.
Ian Miller@ianmSC
I don’t know, maybe the US should just host every World Cup
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@AConway_Watches @JESnowden CBS reports," according to Neisen," and not," according to Paramount Plus." There is a standard for siting your sources, so I bet they checked. cbssports.com/ufc/news/ufc-f…
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@worxerrtime @JESnowden The article says Paramount says Nielson says.
Did anyone ask Nielson directly?
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Watch out for the MMA media who try to pretend "17 million" people watched the UFC White House show.
The average viewership was 7 million, which is the number that's equivalent to a television rating.
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@AConway_Watches @JESnowden You got me. That's my whole point is people are just making stuff up when there is a record that can be checked and tested.
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@kbach54 @MaxCalendrillo The hardest thing to do in fighting is sustain a title reign. Its because as champ, you get half the time to train (you have promo obligations) and all your fight camps double cuz all your fights are 5 rds. You can't compare him to guys who held the belt for long runs.
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@MaxCalendrillo No one has ever said that. Khabib is tbe 2nd goat bc he dominated nearly every minute of every fight he had in the ufc. He could come back tmrw and remain undefeated
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Having Khabib as the goat because he’s undefeated is as Low IQ as you can get.
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@travispickler Imagine Forest Griffin beat your favorite fighter. You'd have to cope too 🤣
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The Ilia fans’ meltdown is hilarious because if you said Gaethje had a chance of making it competitive, they would laugh and call you delusional. The same people who said Ilia would KO Justin in 2 minutes are now mad that Ilia didn’t fight a slow-paced technical battle 😂
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@Titans_Truths @DaveyScuba You hit on the real reason. Bad production value and the way it is filmed makes it more ideal for napping than engagement. That distant view of the field coupled with the repetitive singing just makes me sleepy.
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@DaveyScuba Correct.
Look at the intros for example. Walking quietly holding hands with kids? Hell no!
Bring us the player intros, walk out music, smoke machines and flames!
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An underrated reason soccer never took off in the US is that the fans LARP as being British which is just pathetic.
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente
This is brutal stuff for the USA. Brutal chant and even though I’ve only been a soccer guy for 7 minutes I know this is a poor knockoff from the Netherlands
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@DaveyScuba It never took off because the TV production is bad compared to other sports. That is what it takes to win the US audience.
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@TruthfulUfcFan Yay... an Islam fight. Lol. He is great. But... yay
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Too much upsets lately, Islam ends the streak
Championship Rounds@ChampRDS
🚨 BREAKING: Islam Makhachev will fight Ian Garry at UFC 330 on August 15 in Philadelphia
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@ethanhatesmma Well, Ilia should be fighting at a smaller weight class
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Comparing Ilia Topuria to Tony Ferguson because they both lost to Gaethje is peak MMA fan logic.
Tony was 36 and always overrated.
Ilia is a double champion and one of the best fighters ever.
One common opponent doesn’t equate to careers playing out similarly.
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@Dennisthemenace Ilia is too small to be great at that weight class. Tony was actually the correct size. Imagine Tony fighting up a weight class. If these guys stayed where they were best, they could have some epic reigns. But that is not a popular path anymore
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Two weight cuts inna week + (training for Khabib) Tony Ferguson uppercut Gaethje into a knockdown if there was a time left he would have finished Gaethje
Ilia on the other hand being the Younger fighter 28yo couldn't beat 38yo Beer Belly Gaethje
Ethan MMA@ethanhatesmma
Comparing Ilia Topuria to Tony Ferguson because they both lost to Gaethje is peak MMA fan logic. Tony was 36 and always overrated. Ilia is a double champion and one of the best fighters ever. One common opponent doesn’t equate to careers playing out similarly.
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@PhonyMontanaMMA Ya get a Forest Griffin or an old Glover once in awhile
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It’s 2026 the only people who think Jon Jones is the goat is Jon Jones himself and the bot accounts on his payroll
Championship Rounds@ChampRDS
Jon Jones wishes good luck to anyone trying to dethrone him as the MMA GOAT “Thinking that you have the work ethic, the desire, the faith, and the focus to dethrone me as the GOAT of MMA. Good luck to you all.”
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@WonderbreadMMA I can't stand him but it is intellectually dishonest to say he is not the greatest. And I have a word for anybody who uses the narrative he just beat old guys. "Young" cuz you would have to form an opinion some way other than seeing it to believe that.
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Incredible how he ignores the fact that he made a career out of beating old men, washed middleweights and having close fights with everyone else.
Facts are Jon Jones isnt the GOAT. He simply came at an opportune time to succeed.
MMA On Point@mmaonpoint
Jon Jones issues a message to anyone trying to dethrone him from the GOAT position 🧐
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@JESnowden @AConway_Watches You saying Neisen did not report that number or their numbers are false? Rogan is irrelevant. All he did was reference the Neisen number. And whatever Paramount did, double that to get your full global audience. Calling somebody illiterate before a rebuttal with no facts is wild
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@worxerrtime @AConway_Watches Listen, you seem fairly illiterate. But I don't see what this has to do with Rogan's claims or how many people watched this show.
Four times as many people watched the average episode of Friends on a random Thursday night.
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