#retiring from blacking out. Almost died in 2 different countries and fell off a building. All in my last semester at The University of Texas. Time to drink responsibly and be an adult now
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David “Scuba Diver” Hamlin DDS
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David “Scuba Diver” Hamlin DDS
@DaveyScuba
UT Class of ‘96 | Texas Tri Kap Pledgemaster | Big Wave Enthusiast | 3x Box Munching World Cup Winner | International STD superspreader | Manual Driver |
Austin, TX Katılım Temmuz 2022
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I blacked out and went home with a 50 year old cougar from westlake in an Alo set. #victim
David “Scuba Diver” Hamlin DDS@DaveyScuba
Starting the senior crawl with riding the big wave. Liquid Aloha mogs.
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@litebeerasschug My roommate said she was stone cold sober and I was too drunk to stand
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Starting the senior crawl with riding the big wave. Liquid Aloha mogs.
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@FightLike36 TAMU and Savannah Bananas are a match made in heaven. Spiritually identical
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If you attend this you shouldn’t be allowed to vote
Banana Ball@BananaBall_
Texas A&M is ROCKING hours before the Savannah Bananas and Texas Tailgaters start the game at 8pm ET
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Thinking about this one neighbor of mine who’s an anesthesiologist that has both an extremely gay son and a daughter who’s an Arkansas ADPi that had two abortions before 20. He was then sued for medical malpractice and is now bankrupt. Count your blessings
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@RyanBrianson You’re never too old for a fishbowl
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@signorepapa Just getting started. Best is yet to come
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Last final completed as a student at UT. Degree complete.
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@NewYorker1956 I suggest cashing out at the Casino when you’re up big Chester
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@FurrStayFlowin Make friends with bartenders Flow. I never pay for drinks on quiet nights at the dive where my boys work.
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When I turn 21 I’m taking my computer the bar and never leaving
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@tomcouillon This video justifies the existence of gatekeeping
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These events are only attended by girls with no braincells attracted to guys who think a linen shirt, a bottle of wine and steak or fish for dinner is going to give them the class that they very clearly lack. They are also the same dumb fucks that like “old money” tik tok videos.
Ron Urlacher jr.@Ronurlacher
This is so gay
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Cold take. 10 guys from La Crosse could out drink an entire village in the UK.
D’Brickashaw “Brick” Ferguson@DBrickashawFer
“A group of 10 guys from La Crosse Wi could outdrink an entire SEC frat” #whyd3 #wiac
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