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I’m sorry for going goblin mode in your house but you should have left me more snacks
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w.s. moron
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oh no I’m once again considering getting my nose pierced
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thought I was scrolling down my twitter feed liking tweets but instead I was scrolling down someone else's likes
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told my friend who was murdered about a tattoo that I was thinking of getting and now I really do have to get it, huh
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I love the new new mike flanagan show, I love that all of bruce greenwood's bastard children are debauched immoral queers. this is the kind of representation I want to see
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I'm the opposite of Leo DiCaprio the way I be dating these 26 year olds
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setting my tinder distance to 0.5 miles so I can exclusively match with people here at jury duty
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I think it's crazy how instead of "shitfaced" British people just say "shittied". like bro, you "got shittied last night"? get a grip
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only a little bit very drunk but I'm so emotional about words that I myself have written
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wait I love my poetry so much, why do I not think about this all the time
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it's so cool to rediscover good poems you forgot you wrote, but it's also cool to rediscover bad ones
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