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@MTV No. Just no.

MOTHERS ARE COLLABING!!!

@JudgeJeanine You looked so stunning. I think you were the most elegantly dressed.

It started out as a fun evening

@bryan_johnson Sounds like you are letting go and letting your destiny play out. Manipulating it doesn't make you live longer.

I just fired my entire medical team. Sold my sauna and HBOT. Cleared my shelfs of all pills. Let my blood boy go.

@VoidStateKate Sheep, lamb

Telepathy exercise! I'm thinking of an animal. What is it?

@dom_lucre Yeasty

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This rapper has been going viral after thousands of social media users started debating on what her “Rap Name” should be after she appeared in this video.

I think I will re read a few Dan Brown novels this summer. It seems appropriate and will make so much more sense now.

@Variety She is high as hell.

Madonna makes a surprise appearance at the Abbey in LA

iconic

@AprilSpark1890 how did he lose a shoe?

🚨👇🏼👀Watch Below👀👇🏼🚨 CNN Anchor, Wolf Blitzer was just feet away from the shooter when shots rang out at the magnetometer screening checkpoint outside the main ballroom, where the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was set to take place. Blitzer and 13 others took cover in a nearby restroom. A federal agent stood guard at the door, protecting them and keeping them out of harm’s way.

@Geniustechw Lil Edema

What's her rap name?

@thementalfix @0hour1 thats what I m sayin

@0hour1 What was happening here?

Wow see how fast that secret service agent drew the weapon.

@sethweathers AI created a person down before the guy even ran through.

I enhanced the security footage from last nights assassination attempt using AI. The footage was extremely low quality and it seems AI made up some things to fill in the gaps, but gives a better view of what took place.

@Georgesantos You should be on E!

For someone who hosts a show called Face The Nation…Margaret Brennan clearly couldn’t face her reflection in a mirror! Poorly hemmed or lack there of on the dress… it’s giving Off the rack onto the hide vibes… The gloves are not helping her, unless she’s compressing flabby arms… I guess we’ll never know. On a positive note, red does look good on her skin tone all things considered. #WHCD2026

Happy Birthday, Melania.

Who was the designated survivor last night? It seems everyone was in the room.

@Georgesantos She was on point. Just gorgeous.

US Attorney Pirro making lace pop in a classic mermaid cut off the shoulder dress. She understood the assignment and delivered it in great style! #WHCD2026

@rustyrockets He is accustomed to this position.

Thoughts?

Happy groggy Sunday morning . God loves you all.

@catturd2 Good morning. Groggy from watching the news. This will be a nappy afternoon.

Good morning X. Happy Sunday.

@Sassafrass_84 I have an instacart problem. I like to try new things so i over order. I hope u enjoyed the baked sodium dinner!

Home alone and nobody to cook for. So I did an insta cart. Grabbed some fruits and veggies and thought what the heck... threw in a hungry man meal. I have never in my life tried one of these and wanted to see what the hoopla was about. My usual go to meal is Salisbury steak with Boston Market. I know this is bad for me. I just wanted to try it. 🙊